Joe

Short form iPhone based media content

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

Why is she in a Yu-Gi-Oh card?

[Joe @schlongbender]

I really do just be farting at work

[maya🫂🤍🪩 @landsrad]

the term "chemsex" makes it sound like some cool cyberpunk shit but its actually just doing meth with gay guys

[Joe @schlongbender]

Cranking hog when the emergency alarm went off

[Joe @schlongbender]

If I lost sensitivity in my nipples I think I’d kill myself

[Joe @schlongbender]

Not being able to watch porn because I genuinely posses no photo ID

[Joe @schlongbender]

Had a really good idea can’t wait to not follow through and instead go on my phone

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

i feel tenderness toward him due to his swagged-out character and youthful c’est la vie panache

[Joe @schlongbender]

You look like you’d enjoy Adrian Brody’s art (derogatory)

[Joe @schlongbender]

Finally free of men in adidas samba's and picante hats holding up the queue in little sains because they've run out of Lemony Garlic Miso Gochujang Brown Butter Blue Raspberry Ice Blast flavour <3

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Disposable vapes are now illegal to sell or supply in the UK.

While they are still legal to own (if not intended for selling), the British government encourages customers to return the vapes to shops so they can be disposed of properly.

[Joe @schlongbender]

Thanks iPhone I’m really glad the whole of JD sports Gatwick got to hear the sound of Brandon from Sean Cody railing someone just now

[jj @jonnoxrevanche]

“Oomfcock?” Ijbol? Pedro Pascal closet discourse? Protect the dolls? T-shirt sales?? You must have bumped your head real hard, Pontius Pilates. The year is 30 AD! Get up, it’s time to execute the son of god

[Joe @schlongbender]

I’m so broke I’ll shoot a load into a pair of ratty underwear and sell it if someone wants to buy? Alternatively, hire me for your graphic and motion design needs and together we’ll make thumb stopping content! ❤️

[Joe @schlongbender]

The summer breeze against my nutsack!!!!

[Joe @schlongbender]

This is how god did my pubes

[Mocca @tanzela__]

Making doll hair using machine

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

hey bro you left your intoxicatingly sweet scent at my apartment.. and it's fading...

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Gay men dress worse than straight men!!

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit