Captain Schlong

I've been schooling Conservatives since before I could walk. Haven't lost an argument to one of those n00bs yet.

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

After 40+ years this will be the first #SuperBowlLIX I will NOT watch. #EndRacism @nflcommish #SuperBowl #ChiefsKingdom #EaglesNation #TakeAKnee

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

What a bunch of cuckolds, covering their face so people won't know who they are. They should go back to their mom's basements and jack-off to pictures of the orange shit stain, ROFL. #EndRacism #ProudBoysLosers #Fascism #NaziCuckolds

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

A group of Neo-Nazis waving Nazi flags on an overpass in Cincinnati, Ohio, this week were confronted by local Black residents, who chased them away and burned their flags.

This is the way.👊👏

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

What about @nflcommish? Let me know how it goes, won't be watching. #EndRacism #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl #NFE @NFL

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE #SuperBowlLIX

BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL

PASS IT ON!!!

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

Woooohoooooooooooooo! Who the fuck cares! #EndRacism #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl @nflcommish #NFE @NFL

[NFL @NFL]

WELCOME TO SUPER BOWL LIX SUNDAY.

📺: #SBLIX – 6:30pm ET on FOX
📱: Tubi + NFL app

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

I'm also hearing several players may be kneeling during the National Anthem which makes me smile. @SuperBowl @nflcommish #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl #EndRacism

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

Hey all, I see a lot of complaining about what President Musk and Our Supreme Orange Leader are doing, let's do something about it. There is an alternative platform to X. It's called https://t.co/eGsXV6IORy and it needs our help to grow. @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

Enjoy your final week of an open and free Democracy, America. @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk #MAGA #Trump2024 #TCOT

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

This must have been tense...since Trump now has Mike Pence's old job and such. Anybody see President Musk at the funeral? #Trump2025 #MAGA #Trump47 #Carter https://t.co/IjGe5WnGzP

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

Here is the English translation. https://t.co/UToIK2rb8F #Trump2024 #TrumpVance2024 #MAGA24 #MAGACult

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

Word is Trump wants to change this to our national anthem. https://t.co/H8z7r6PqOL #Trump2024 #MAGA24 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

@AmyLynnStL Beaver Stank Skunk Taint. #MAGA2024 #TrumpVance2024 #TrumpRally

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

@TalbertSwan What a fucking piece of garbage. Typical of many, many #TrumpVance2024 supporters I've known. It's like their mommy's didn't teach them any manner. #KamalaHasMyVote #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

Getting ready to drop off my ballet here in Colorado. @KamalaHarris has my vote. I stand with Democracy and Righteousness. #TrumpVance2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #TrumpDumpsterFire #Decision2024

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #TRumpDumpsterFire #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024 #TrumpDumpsterFire

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

#TrumpVance2024 #Trump2024Vance #Trump2024 #MAGA2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

#TrumpVance2024 #MAGA2024 #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #KamalaHarris2024 #Decision2024

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

#TrumpVance2024 #MAGA2024 #KamalaHarris2024 #TrumpDumpsterFire #Decision2024

[Captain Schlong @schlongitude]

#TrumpVance2024 #MAGA2024