I also had a wonderful weekend with my ex. He’s been blowing up my line since I left about “if he was good” and “if I felt satisfied”? Like fuck that I finished who cares. Not me. But god he looks good. I just really carve bbq when I’m with him. Been putting down a lot of boogers
Hey tards. It’s been forever. Lowkey haven’t been inspired but who cares about that. Anyway update. Been kissing a lot of boys and men which is always fun. Tryna go back out tomorrow and see what other sluts I can bring on home. I really miss my mom. She’s so angelic.
Can’t wait to see my boy Cod next month. Totally bailing on my two year anniversary to see this guy. Like fuck you guys I’m going to see MY MAN. Cody if your out there, put some chapstick on cuz it about to go down!
Also anyone know of a good otc medicine for herps? Lmk❤️
Nuther update
Finally signed the divorce papers. Ugh amiright? Idk why I was putting it off. Guess it was just a reason to have her keep coming to my house to get her freak on. Ex wife’s crazy. But happy I can move in the other park and see some killer guys!
Good morning guys! Slept in a little cuz fuck it. God I love being unemployed. Nothing really to tie me down. Anyway was finally able to get locked in and purchase some dental insurance. My ass breath has been off the chainn since I started seeing Michael.
Love you guys always😘
Assless chaps > my gf. Sorry some shit just has to be said.
I really love you guys. Been thinking about each and every one of you regularly. Don’t forget to kiss you dad on the lips. Sweet dreams ❤️❤️
Big Boi Outti Fithousi
This sexy little bubble suds are smelling good tonight. God I love baths. Nothing like sitting in some warm water, maybe even peeing a little, and chillin for at least 4 hours. Got epson salts too so let’s just say this asshole will be in better shape. Last night was crazy 🤪
Happy New Year! Amiright? God so many fucking blessings to be fucking blessed about. This new year new me is just going to be more grateful especially for this god given six pack and my amazing sense of humor. Anyways gonna hope in the bath soon. Might give more update 💜
Oh totally forgot to mention I got super fucked up on Wednesday and literally shit my pants. Like lmao it happen to me every single time. I know it does to you guys too. Anyways should I just wash the pants or toss um?
Ugh I fucking love visiting home. It’s so good to be back!
Also shout out to my Ex boyfriend Cody. He just got engaged. Could’ve been us but he decided I like hot women instead of fat guys so. But anyways water under the bridge ❤️ #kindajealous#itsokay#movingon#shithappens
Thanksgiving got me feelings hella thankful. Got so many kisses from my dad and cousin so that was lit.
Tried running more but then realized im fat as fuck and can get my porky ass down the road without dying so.
But hey never stop trying new things even if it’s a little gay.
Beyoncé !!! PUT OUT MORE COUNTRY MUSIC !!! Like it’s so bad but god that shit get me going. Sometimes I play while I take a shit and it makes me not only horny but empowered #girlboss#weveallbeenthere
I really want to get into an acting career. I’ve been inspired by the ✨theater✨my whole life. Sometimes I like GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A CLUCKING CHANCE. I KNOW IM GOOD. Scratch that GREAT. To dance to sing to touch people right on the boosum. Like come on.!!! I love show-bizz ❤️
I miss my friends. We used to have so many sleepovers and play games like 7-minutes in heaven and “how to kiss”. Ugh some killer guys. Solid guys honestly. #boysnight#youknowwhoyouare#thinkaboutTonythemost
Basically having sharp butthole pains. Not from anal unfortunately but because of my monstrous shits. Everyone who knows me knows I struggle with pooping however it has been nothing but lava with little to no force. I kinda resonated with that. It’s been a bitch to wipe.