Champs

If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

[Champs @schmamps]

Why yes, these ARE Bugle Boy jeans that I'm wearing.

[Champs @schmamps]

@KATUNews There is stuff to talk about with this story and I am a primary source. Any interest?

[Champs @schmamps]

@ProFootballTalk Brady sets a middling bar but Olsen only clears it if you like statements of the obvious

[Champs @schmamps]

Very real, spotted at my nearest Safeway. Also posted under the same username on that other app

[Champs @schmamps]

Oh no

[Champs @schmamps]

@ProFootballTalk Lucky thing that they went to four division conferences! Who can forget the madness of three teams playing that championship game for the right to go to the Super Bowl /s

[Champs @schmamps]

Maybe in the sense that he overstayed its welcome after one or two seasons

[Derek Gendvil @dgendvil]

Is Chauncey Billups the Next Ted Lasso? https://t.co/LIHtTzhGk6 via @Blazersedge

[Champs @schmamps]

“And what’s the deal with airline food? They can fly 500 people halfway around the world on one tank of gas, but they can’t make a hamburger that tastes halfway edible?”

[Champs @schmamps]

Not really a Coug fan but I love the grit and melodrama they bring on and off the field every time #HolidayBowl

[Champs @schmamps]

“Thank you, Gaspar,” said Balthazar, handing Mary a Papa John’s box. “Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, whatever.” https://t.co/qKKcOW98gg

[Champs @schmamps]

Had to let him finish the drive first. NFL still shady on TBIs

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bucs QB Baker Mayfield is being evaluated for a concussion.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

PRODUCER 1: What happens next?

PRODUCER 2: Enter the mice.

PRODUCER 1: Mice?

PRODUCER 2: They’re everywhere!

PRODUCER 1: Who plays the mice?

PRODUCER 2: Little kids who can’t dance at all.

PRODUCER 1: So wait, there’s dancing?
https://t.co/SpRWhy1De3

[Champs @schmamps]

ITT: people who used to complain that the CFP bracket was too small complaining that it’s too big #IUvsND

[Champs @schmamps]

this world used to be full of wonder

[Champs @schmamps]

I understand and appreciate the universal icon for tap-to-pay, but these terminals need to make it much more conspicuous or stop getting so creative about where they put the reader

[Champs @schmamps]

Folie á Deux isn't as bad as Joker is good imo. That said:

[Champs @schmamps]

Seems there’s still some hope for our sweet Naranjito

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

well I have some developments to share for anyone who remembers Boots, the misleadingly friend-shaped feral guy I TNR'd last year and have been feeding and begging to let me touch him this whole time to no avail

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

The City of Bend is asking for a vandal who has been putting googly eyes on statues to cut it out. https://t.co/k9Xxr1qbtD

[Champs @schmamps]

MFW I’m trying to polish one instead of flushing it 💩 #RipCity

[Champs @schmamps]

Time is a flat circle, and at long last, Star Wars paid homage to Spaceballs in Skeleton Crew: https://t.co/cuCehSwtGP

[Champs @schmamps]

Turns out the stray cats of the block are down with Friskies but even they are choosing beggars when it comes to which giblets they will eat