Amanda

I'm a great hugger. I've been with a lot of girls where that's basically all they wanna do.

[Amanda @schmanderz]

I wish I could spend half a billion dollars on something for a few days and then give up and it not really affect me much financially.

New life goal

[Amanda @schmanderz]

Watching a show about restaurants chasing Michelin stars and why am I crying 😭

I’m so happy for these chefs. And apparently if you want the toppest of tiers when it comes to service, be a solo diner. They always assume you’re a Michelin judge 😅 if only I could afford it 💀

[Amanda @schmanderz]

I’m re watching Schitt’s Creek, as one does, and there’s an episode where David gets a job as a bag boy. There’s a joke about minimum wage where he assumes it’s $45-50 an hour. Had me wondering what Canada’s federal minimum wage was…..

It’s $18.

[Amanda @schmanderz]

The emotional roller coaster that VCU has sent me on has been awful on my heart. Overtime it is.

LETS GO VCU! 🐏 🏀

[Amanda @schmanderz]

I wish there was a way to block vague tweets. They make me irrationally angry. Just say it.

[Amanda @schmanderz]

🦅 🇺🇸🥇🥅🏒🥇🇺🇸 🦅

[Amanda @schmanderz]

These Olympic crashes/injuries are insane. It feels like this is way more than normal for the Olympics?

Hoping everything is ok with Austria’s bobsled team. It’s been over 15 minutes and the last man has yet to be pulled from the sled that’s still flipped 🙏🏻

[Amanda @schmanderz]

Watching Miracle and even though I know the ending, I get insanely pumped with every goal saved and goal scored.

There aren’t many things that make me patriotic these days, but when it comes to the Olympics this girl bleeds red, white, and blue 🦅 🇺🇸

[Amanda @schmanderz]

@dark3rainbow @ribbonsringing Language lines actually do! It’s via FaceTime on an iPad with a certified asl interpreter. But best practice is in person, unfortunately that’s impossible for every hospital to sustain that

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Hell yeah! USA curling crushing Canada! Let’s gooooo 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[Amanda @schmanderz]

This country has been pmo every day of the week… but the Olympics are starting so I officially will be bleeding red white and blue for the next few weeks. LETS GO USA USA USA #eaglescreech #usa #olympics 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Amanda @schmanderz]

It’s just Schitts Creek on repeat at this house now.

RIP to a legend ❤️😭

[Amanda @schmanderz]

🖕 trump

[Amanda @schmanderz]

Don’t get me wrong, I never want a sales person to talk to me. But it’s disconcerting to realize they aren’t approaching you bec they assume you’re too poor.

Either way, West Elm clocked me. I am not in the correct tax bracket for that place. Good eye, Elm.

[Amanda @schmanderz]

@charliemassie Those awards better have been peanut butter flavored and wrapped in bacon. He deserves all the awards 😭 didn’t realize a dog could showcase that may emotions!

[Amanda @schmanderz]

Just watched “Good Boy” finally. For those that don’t know, it’s a horror movie filmed from the viewpoint of a dog, Indy.

And omg I bawled like a baby. Indy, you are the goodest boy ❤️😮‍💨😭

[Amanda @schmanderz]

@VerizonNews Should be per device. $20 is nothing when it’s multiple lines impacted.

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My quarterback paints his nails 💅🏼

BEAR DOWN 🐻

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I know Chicago doesn’t have the nickname “Windy City” because of wind. It doesn’t even crack the top 10 list of windiest US cities.

But JFC this wind is RUDE. Like stop yelling at me 😭

[Amanda @schmanderz]

@timkaine Absolutely shameful. I respected you. Thought better of you. But alas, there you are.

Straight garbage human.