Schmassic Schmalice

The cuckoo twitter account lays her eggs in other people's tags.

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#SaveCuckoo! What if I promised to hurl myself into a (very warm) nest if we reach 40k? Would people donate for this video?

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Until we learn how to crowdfund without being annoying we are just going to make desperate promises and hope fans have more money than sense

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sorry I meant a raffle. a raffle is completely different from a lottery. they're different words so they must have different meanings right.

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Haha I'm a bird not a lawyer! I'm sure it's fine #nestlove #SaveCuckoo #nestlings #birds #animals #fungi #fish #mollusks #amoebas

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Is running an illegal lottery still against Indiegogo's terms of service if we hide it in the updates rather than as a perk? #SaveCuckoo

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EXCITING NEW REWARD: All eggs will now be made of chocolate! Wow! Don't forget to share on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, everywhere!

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hello @BarackObama! You didn't reply yesterday when I asked if you like #birds. I see you have a dog though. so, birds, y/n? #SaveCuckoo

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If you like #airplanes #bats #dragonflies #hanggliders #helicopters, check us out! We are #birds and we <3 flying! #SaveCuckoo

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Is it still an illegal lottery if you don't end up shipping the prizes? Hahaha not like we'd ever do either of those things. #SaveCuckoo

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Our eggs are highly creative, no shipping required.

Which is good because we didn't ship them last time anyway. #SaveCuckoo

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No purchase necessary, you just need to donate to win! $50 for a signed egg :)
#SaveCuckoo http://t.co/xnf7fQNg02

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Would you like to know what an illegal lottery consists of? Haha not if you're a real fan! #SaveCuckoo #donatetowin
http://t.co/xnf7fQNg02

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RT if you want to #SaveCuckoo

Donate $100 to be entered into an entirely not illegal lottery for glitter eggs! #birds #nestlove #lotto

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.@SchmernieSchmu I see you make webseries. I make webseries that are better than yours. Like TV on YouTube. Will you help #savecuckoo?

[Rammi.bsky.social ✨ @Rammi]

@schmassic ily

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.@Rammi we love you too, nestling! Have you joined the #savecuckoo movement yet? #allmyfollowersmustseethisreply

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If you like #plants #animals #fungi #mollusks then perhaps you will also like us! We are #birds!

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We're also not in violation of any crowdfunding terms of use #SaveCuckoo #EnterOurDraw https://t.co/JVH9j1eUS4

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We're absolutely not running an illegal lottery by putting you into a draw in exchange for donations #nestlove #SaveCuckoo

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I bet you're wondering what we're going to do with $60K. Nah, you wouldn't wonder that if you're a true nestling. #trustus #cuckoolovesyou