Schmattees

Schmattees is your "chosen" shirt when you want to combing Jewish pride and sense of humor. It's a new vibe for the traditional tribe.

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Bad & Boujee bubbe -- If you know a #mahjongg player with an awesome sense of humor, let them show it off! Get a "I'm Told I Have a Nice Rack" for #hanukkah or #christmas at https://t.co/qs8vZOnIiz

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Congrats to the Atlanta Braves on winning the World Series last night. Also, win or lose, mazels to Joc Pederson, Max Fried & Alex Bregman for setting the record of most Jews in a World Series! Play (matzo) Ball! ⚾️🏆✡️

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@HarifMemes Thank you! Shabbat shalom right back at you! 💙💙💙

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Hot Girl Summer (take 2) meets Hot Challah Summer = 🔥🔥🔥 #schmattees #shabbat #challah #jewish https://t.co/B2N0tHAkBM

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Oy to the vey — 118 degrees in Phoenix today? At least it’s a dry shvitz, amirite? #schmattees #jewishhumor #desertwanderer #jewishhumor https://t.co/fqhPD0sqW9

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Am Yisrael Pie 🥧 #PiDay2021 #Schmattees #Jewish #kosher

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@didika57 @LaviotUK @rabbisandra So true!

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I’m no princess, I’m a damn QUEEN! Happy Purim to all the brave Jewish queens & warriors out there fighting the good fight! #schmattees #jewish #purim #queenesther #mizrahi

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@Royal_Thighness 😂 turning oy into joy — we love it!

[Her Royal Thighness @Royal_Thighness]

Meet Cookie Kibbitznik – a technically-challenged, #boomer fashionista ... a bold-color, animal-print, go-BIG-or-go-home kind of gal ... a power-walking, pool-jogging giver of sage advice! https://t.co/sjXrSQbKL7
@maiseltv @schmattees @rejectedjokes @PatinkinMandy @jewishtweets

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Valentines Day Tip: buying a dozen bagels is a hella lot cheaper than a dozen roses 🌹❤️💋 #schmattees #bagels #jewish #beshert #amazon

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It’s not easy being green...especially if you’re an Eagles fan! Happy #SuperBowl Sunday! Watch out for them Chiefs and #JewishSpaceLasers! #schmattees

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Jew F O incoming...🛸💫👩‍🚀 #schmattees #jewishspacelasers #jewish #amazon

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And the puns. Always the puns 🥯

[Deborah Muller @DeborahMullerAZ]

@Hagstrom_Anders What is this? Some kinda schmear campaign?

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@jacobkornbluh Shabbat shalom back at you!

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Listen to your Zayde & don’t be a schmuck. #maskup we are still in a pandemic. #shabbatshalom #schmattees

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Happiness is a warm bagel 🥯 #NationalBagelDay #schmattees #jewish #baegoals

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Peace out 2020 — here’s to a brighter, happier & healthier 2021! Love to you all — stay safe tonight! #schmattees

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Merry Chinese Food Eve everyone! #interfaithfamily #christmaseve #coexist #merrymazel #schmattees

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Love light & latkes to everyone celebrating the first night of Hanukkah! Chag Sameach.