Chimelle

Yellow girl in a red state; proud Air Force mom 💙; love my country 🇺🇲

[Chimelle @schme11y]

I'm never deleting X

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Funny ways to say you gotta poop

"That fart is pulling a trailer"
"I got an 8 inch grip on a 9 inch turd"
"I think I'm running out of farts"
While sitting on the toilet, just yell out, "I'm crowning"
"Unburdening myself from what has been"
"I am dilated to a 10"
"Dammit, lunch is pushing out breakfast"
"Gonna make some stink pickles"
"Hey, @Diane94338153 I am gonna go cook up some stenchiladas"
"I'm bingo stamping my shorts, bro"
"Download a brownload"
"I am uneating"
"I have a task I cannot delegate'
"My fart fell out"
"My food lease is up"
"I am currently negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage"
"My next fart has a companion"
"I have to go sit down somewhere else"

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@MostlyPeaceful Was your grandfather Walton Goggins?

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@DefiyantlyFree Her name is Gina Kasoff, who is a performance artist. She produces content on Tiktok under the account, "The Dolls Aren't Real."

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@GrahamAllen Twin Falls, ID

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@Miabella4u @cathyrusson I read somewhere that both sides want to wait so that they write and submit legal briefs.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Washington seeing Zohran Mamdani at his desk defining what an American is

[Magills @magills_]

First match of the night. Garcia vs Lopez. Trump’s getting two mexicans to fight each other on the White House lawn for our amusement. Never been prouder to be an American.

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@TheLeoTerrell @billysandytodd Bc Platner is deeply and morally flawed and easy to control. He's their useful idiot and will push their insane agenda. If not, he'll be destroyed by the ones who put him in power.

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@JimShockey_ Be very careful. I implore you to get a second opinion. My husband has Stage 3C colorectal cancer and was told his survival rate was 82% with ine round of chemo. That is a lie. We met with a top colorectal oncologist at Johns Hopkins, and the survival rate is 5% .

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@BrianEntin Absolutely nothing. Kohberger is too arrogant and thinks he's smarter than anyone else.

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

Some of y'all come from the "If you quit crying I’ll buy you something" generation.

I came from the “If you don't quit crying I’ll give you something to cry about" generation.

We’re not the same.

[Mission Impossible #2; Operation Fagpoles @DavidPettinger]

How does your state celebrate Trans Day of Visibility?

Idaho;

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@ZachCostello_ Instablock bc this is the stupidest post I've ever read.

[Rob @_ROB_29]

As a Gen Xer, I've walked like an Egyptian, moonwalked, walked this way, walked on the wild side, walked on sunshine, walked the line, and walked 500 miles.

I've walked a lot…I'm tired.

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@xaviaer Yes, when I was pretty young my best friend and I would pick up the receiver for a chance to eavesdrop on random conversations.

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@CarnivoreCindy @RuthlessPodcast is my favorite! I discovered them on Megyn Kelly's show. I ditched her and still listen to them. 😊

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@nickimoraa @annlillianbond Et tu, Brute

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@Outspoken_Sam This is her standard MO. If she's not calling out someone's micropenis (I would like to know how she knows), she's making degrading comments about women's physical features.

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@dressforit @DefiantLs @michaeljknowles Even if he's the godfather of one of her daughters.

[Chimelle @schme11y]

@FriedTayters @901Lulu My guess is because the DA wants to ensure a conviction. It's easier to prove manslaughter than first degree murder, even though the evil witch deserves it.