Homie Sapien

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@Dan23032386 @Rainmaker1973 Nothing gets past you

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@AuburnTigers @SEC Nah

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@shannonroot It did the trick

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If Auburn loses to Arky today I’m going to walk up to the bartender and ask how his day is cause he looks super tired and could probably use a chat, then I’m gonna order a vodka soda with lime and make sure to leave a 20% tip

Book it!

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@cameroon_k Me and you both my friend

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Jk I’m actually gonna off myself

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If Auburn loses to Arky today I’m going to walk up to the bartender and ask how his day is cause he looks super tired and could probably use a chat, then I’m gonna order a vodka soda with lime and make sure to leave a 20% tip

Book it!

[Homie Sapien @schmeckcolleck]

@NathanKing247 Update?

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I need the “ok boomer” girl to stomp on my trachea

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@JS_10Majors Recency bias, Josh Rosen is the actual correct answer

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@DiscussingFilm ATJ get ready to speak space nazi

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@CollegeGameDay A South Carolina fan will look you dead in the eye and tell you that this is the greatest tradition in college football

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If you’re actually shitting yourself after Taco Bell, you deserve that shit cause you’re a bitch

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@Eric_Erins I need to look into getting myself professionally finished

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@cooltechtipz Get blackout drunk and crank your hog crazy style

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@AuburnFootball @SEC Im going to **** myself in front of the team if we don’t beat Arkansas

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You fucking idiots actually thought we were gonna win 9 games lol

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Super bad news for yall, I woke up extra thirsty today (I have a drinking problem)

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@NintendoGCN I think you mean Bob l’éponge

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Kicked @fantumby’s ass so bad on CFB25 last night that he flipped all the corners on my rubiks cubs and now I can’t solve it

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@UnnecRoughness Their 4 fans are gonna go crazy for this