schmeckels1337

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

Had this girl. I loved her and she loved me. We communicated. We loved spending time together. We supported each other.

Im miss her.

[Shameimaru Aya @ArisakaAya]

My extremely high standards for a wife

[michael hess @mchlhess]

wow, I’m blown away.

fable 5 completely demolishes my benchmark

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

basierter Take

[DEEP LEFT @Dljokl]

My problem with prostitutes is not the quantity of men that they fuck, but the quality. Sex should not be reduced to money-grubbing. It should be an athletic, aesthetic event. A sport.

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

So appearantly everyone thinks this is a gangbang setup?

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

she’s so much grosser when you know the kind of guy she sleeps with

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

Anything but go to the jim

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Women would rather hear a beautiful lie than an ugly truth

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

its bc they stupid

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Men will never understand women tidying the house for 3 hours before the cleaning lady comes

“What are you doing? Isn’t the cleaning lady coming today?”

“Well yes. That’s why I’m cleaning.”

You simply won’t get it.

[Interstella 5555 @Interstella4L]

"Incel"
"Attracts women..."🥴

[Max @minordissent]

Casual sex is one of those things you think you want until you have it, after which you realize it’s unpleasant and annoying and that really what you wanted was to feel like you “made it” and just used this as a proxy for that

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

girls be like, don't worry about him babe, hes just my male best friend who I slept with before

[yuxme @autumn1359]

rule 1: never yearn as a man

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

most of you are just not ready to admit that you dont want to work out and eat like shit all the time

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

Thats a pretty normal body at 36 if you have this phenotype and took some care of your body over the years

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

One must note that males in general do not interact/stay friends with girls they are not at all attracted to in the first place.

[Mr. Ovis🐑💼(Over-worked Sheeptuber) @MrOvis_]

As a single man, my tastes are extremely broad. I think a lot of dudes would agree with me when I say I don't know a single woman personally that I'd turn down if she asked me out. Like I'd at least have to try it out.

This shit doesn't exist, I know dudes who are internet famous and make 400k a year and have literally 0 girls in their DM requests.

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

@SchulMozart haha brev who has fingered your asshole heh?

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

women are the worst

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

he loves her

[Rya @f4gg0tsprincess]

I let him touch my boobs one time

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

@rattecs go get the bag brev

[ratte @rattecs]

I think Counter-Strike 2 is the perfect starter game for anyone looking to get into competitive gaming.

It has everything you want:

- Fair competitive environment
- Active devs who care
- Positive, kind players
- Transparent ELO system
- Balanced matchmaking

It is perfect. 🙏

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

women will go on competition with cats and wonder why they loose

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

@KE_MrBlack thats not how that works brev

[schmeckels1337 @schmeckels]

How is it called when you want to talk to someone but make yourself unavailable bc you think you are always to available?