reecehayden

hacked at 32 million

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

girl math =

spending $200 at a juice bar to earn a $20 juice for free

is a $20 profit

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

the process of buying a podcast mic in america needs to be made as or more difficult than buying a gun

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Girls when they don’t have a crush on anyone

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

condensation annoys me more than it should

i want to drink a cup of cold water without my hand taking a shower in it

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

@kt_vms My friends clown me for using proper grammar.

Sent with siri

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

doordashing fake eyelashes and a bottle of essentia water from the CVS that is 800 feet away from me might be a low

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

i need an oil change :( god really does give the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

katie just pulled up to my house with ARBYS???

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

one thing i am gonna do is have mysteriously elaborate and vivid dreams every night and let them ruin my mood for the first 4 hours of the day

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

does american eagle know they would make a billion dollars if they could finally break up with that pant pocket logo

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

caroline’s been treating me weird ever since she saw me eat a slice of pizza w pineapple on it

[trash jones @jzux]

having a bad day 😞 can everyone please send hot pictures of their dads when they were young ❤️❤️❤️

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

@kt_vms you slipping down your stairs

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

I’m so jealous of anyone with a cute little pet

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

why can i uber home at 5am without thinking twice but when i’m leaving for the gym at 6am i must mentally prepare to fight off all 5 of the serial killers I’m anticipating running into on the way to my car

[reecehayden @schmeecem]

hey guys I’m back and ready to say stuff