𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣

🐞 The Creator, if he exists, has an inordinate fondness for beetles 🐞

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

This was the wrong attitude to have.

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

MFers who take site safety way too seriously are the archaeologist equivalent of kids who took PE too seriously in highschool x

[Durham University @durham_uni]

We've been awarded £500,000 from the @wolfsonfdn to invest in specialist imaging equipment that will transform heritage and archaeological research. This investment will support research with real-world impact.

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

Showing their true colours

[Gabriel Pogrund @Gabriel_Pogrund]

EXCL 🚨 Tory student group held black-tie dinner two weeks ago where members sang German marching song used by the Nazis in WW2

Warwick Uni Conservative Association sorry after dancing to “Erika” — used by SS and Wermacht and today white supremacists https://t.co/ZdQvhgFvBd

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

@DAVID_LYNCH

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

I photoshopped baby things next to the Eraserhead baby and now instead of it being weird and scary it's just kinda sad :/

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

she who smoked it joked it

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

Girlhood is fancying Richard Hammond. Womanhood is hoping that you'll get you a fella like James May 🙏

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

@giantpoppywatch At the going tying up of the sub and in the morning, We will remember them.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I see the wet windows in the morning, I sing "Condensation " in my head to the tune of Depeche Mode's "Condemnation" but I don't think anyone else knows the song so I haven't told anyone.

[The Zooniverse @the_zooniverse]

Today we're launching 🚀 a new project on @nfromn: An Inordinate Fondness for Beetles. Our goal is to document the distribution of beetles in time and space, taking advantage of the data associated with millions of specimens in natural history collections.

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

#GeneralElectionN0W

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

@_amiekirby yes actually

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

Unbelievable. I was singing "pass the dutchie to the left hand side" n me lad thought a meant duchy as in a province of land ruled by a Duke 🤦‍♀️

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

Sausage fingers is #NotMyKing

[Darshna Soni @darshnasoni]

NEW: The 22-year old woman who was arrested after holding up this anti-monarchy placard at St Giles' Cathedral has now been CHARGED “in connection with a breach of the peace", @PoliceScotland confirm.
Will appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court at a later date.

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

Looks better than Charles' actual hand lmaoooo

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad.
I could not stop thinking about it.
Here is the culmination of a week long effort.

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

Imagine being this much of a schmuck

[it's a fuckin emu 🔻 @adamjamesdavis_]

how does everyone in this LOOK privately educated

[𓆣 ☭ Schmerdybird ☭ 𓆣 @schmerdybird]

Based Robert Smith

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Robert Smith of The Cure succinctly explains why everyone should despise the monarchy and the queen

[stefgotbooted.bsky.social Agree to disagree @StefGotBooted]

tHe qUeEn wAs aPoLiTiCaL