Chloe Schmidt

[Albie Darforyu @Fly_Malcolm_X]

Holy shit

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog:

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

The gender reveal to end all gender reveals 🐶

[Rylee @RyleeMoser]

FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen’s 7 pound piece of shit devil worshipping chihuahua

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This kid called 911 to stop the Grinch from stealin’ Christmas. My new hero. Merica.

[↣Hannah↢ @huntinhannah]

You know what cheating on somebody does to you? I’m dating the sweetest, most faithful person I’ve ever been with & I have nightmares at least once a week that he’s cheating. I’m not a psycho, it’s just two years later and that’s something that’s never left me. 🙂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

To the Troops, police officers, EMTs, firefighters, nurses, and doctors: Thank you for working the holidays, so others can enjoy theirs. Merica.

[Dan Lewis @Think_Become]

This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political.

I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth.

This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!

[Chloe Schmidt @schmidt_chloe]

@mckenna_smith98 Oopsie

[Logan from Logans Roadhouse @LogansRoadHouze]

Hey.... You're welcome

[Chloe Schmidt @schmidt_chloe]

@mckenna_smith98 You betcha

[lila @franks_rum_ham]

If you ever see me laughing for no reason, i’m thinking of this video