Gregory Schmidt

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@cityofwarren @InnovateMound Just think if this had been your own mother or grandmother getting scammed out of her life's savings. Way to do absolutely nothing. Great work, officers. https://t.co/podamM1cyR

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@2littlemice @FlamingoVegas Yes. Pai Gow is played with a 52-card deck plus a joker. The progressive jackpot requires making a $5 side bet, and then hitting a 7-card straight flush, with or without the joker. If you get 4 Aces plus the joker you win 10% of the progressive.

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@Red_Devils_Show @USWNT And how many World Cups has the US men's team won? (or quarterfinals or semi's reached?)

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@alex_abads When I was in undergrad in the early 80's, (I'm straight), we knew that if we didn't use protection we were risking all the classic STD's, I don't remember thinking, "The government is failing the straight community" because I needed to wear a condom to have safe sex.

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@USWNT @sophsssmith @roselavelle @MalPugh Great to see Rose and Mal working together!

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@MiniDonk @PokerBunnyy She seems like kind of a hot mess with organization. Being disorganized, she could have ended up with a $25 chip from Bellagio and then gotten it mixed in with her Hustler chips. She was probably just trying to get the $25 chip out of her stack without drawing any attention.

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@Keeping06074630 @WhiteHouse @POTUS We also allow US oil producers to EXPORT US oil to other countries! Why? Because GOP pols talk tough but are in the pockets of the oil producers and let them do whatever they want. Let’s start with forcing US producers to sell US oil to US consumers only.

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@RepHerrell LMAO!

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@rider_unlimited @boringcompany @ResortsWorldLV @LVCVA @ClarkCountyNV @planet Considering the crust of the earth is 30km thick, I don't think tunnels that are generally a couple 100m deep are going to have much of an impact on the planet. Tunneling machines consume energy, but so does every other industrial process. And they use electricity, not petrol.

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@labmom22 Since they distrust doctors and medicine so much, shouldn't they just stay at home and treat themselves with internet remedies?

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@RustyofMN2021 @CandGoods4u @oaklandgemma @analass666 @kare11 But she sells essential oils. Shouldn't those have healed him, or prevented covid in the first place???

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@archerd1230 @WeidnerDianna @SethMacFarlane Good for you. Many were not so lucky.

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@kaposi_david @espn And what have you accomplished, besides hanging black light posters in your basement bedroom?

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@BadgerVB Woooo!!!!!

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@Huskervball @WoodhouseAuto Congrats, Huskers! (from a Badger). Should be a great game Saturday!

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@scottyenor @KTVBBrian Given that physically, girls can get pregnant at age 13, shouldn't we also discourage them from attending high school? Why not follow the Taliban's example and simply forbid education for women altogether? They don't need all that meddlesome learning in order to have babies!

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@BBCArchive A pox on pearl-clutching moralizing.

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@US_FDA "I won't get the vaccine because it hasn't been approved by the FDA. I will, however, willingly ingest horse de-wormer."

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@TigerCat36789 @USWNT Great. I'll look forward to many more sloppy passes in front of the box that result in easy goals, then. Should be enjoyable.

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@USWNT @AlyssaNaeher @Cdunn19 @CarliLloyd @ChristenPress @tierna_davidson @alexmorgan13 @KristieMewie @TobinHeath @julieertz @LindseyHoran Yes, congrats. Can we clean house and rebuild now, or will we field 40-year-olds in the next WC?