Sam

I have a wicked sense of humor, and a smart ass mouth for someone that’s only 5’2”.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Please

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

stop saying "wyd" n start saying "here's money for a tattoo princess i love you"

[𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ⚡️ @theonlyyallie]

WAIT… i did whaaaaaaaaat???? & i owe whooooo????😂😂😂 i learn something new ab myself every day

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

I’m so mf tired tonight.

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

Yes. Yes i did cry in my car for 15 minutes about my dog. That’s my baby.

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

The time around a full moon really brings out the crazy’s in the ER.

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

It’s my birthday month, and it doesn’t feel very birthday monthy….

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

@smithtristen_ Felt.

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

Ya ever just have a day that you just kinda hate everything?

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

@AlexisSexton_ This makes me so sad.

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

Something about faking it until we make it?

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

I’m working bitch, ain’t got no time for dick.

[matt @Matthew_herron1]

We don't skip Zach Bryan in this jeep

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

Dead ass tired on this night shift 😅

[matt @Matthew_herron1]

Can we dance to George Strait in the parking lot at 2am or no?

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

Took too much pre this morning tbh 😅

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

RT with a car selfie

[tatercake @tatercakeee]

RT this with a car selfie

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

Hurting alone is hard

[Sam @schmidtsam5]

Life is weird