Sam

Montana. Puppies. Wildlife. Ice cream.

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

@_dowart Even if they taught it in high school, 90% of people would still need you...we can’t remember anything aside from mitochondria is the power house of the cell 😜

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

@Broomfieldtrack @nikkigorman07 @Eagle_athletics Yeeted 😂😂😂

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

@kathebda Ya know, they make lactaid pills so you can enjoy the yummy things in life again 😜

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

My favorite actress, @Maisie_Williams, and I share the same birthday, even to the year. Only slightly excited about that 🤭🤩 Happy birthday Maisie and thanks for a early birthday present of the GOT premier 🥳🥳

[Kody @LamboKody]

Me getting into bed after putting my name and date on my homework

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This woman is best friends with a wild octopus, and he gets so excited whenever she swims up to him 🐙💗

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Black Mambas are an all-female anti-poaching unit that protect the wildlife of South Africa's Kruger National Park without weapons.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

SUMMER KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

@katie_stirling @bellaabeann Gasp! I didn’t catch on to that! 🙄😜

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This baby hippo’s best friend is a baby rhino, and he loves her more than anything. 💛

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

@skimanmike @OldDominion My response is OD...

[CASSIDY @CassidyGuerraa]

We waited 14 years for the new incredible movie to come out and now we’re 1 week away from finding out what happened after this.

[Andy Baxter @baxtertown]

Allow me to ruin you for a moment if I may....

Go ahead & google the word “askew” on your iPhone...

I’ll wait. Go ahead. Light your world on fire.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

"what are u doing?"
"studying"
reality:

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

@BrockAbeyta Oh those poor babies...assholes ruining our image 😡

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Science literacy empowers you to know when someone else is full of shit.

[Sam @schmidty_sam97]

I’m going for that goth raccoon look now, I guess https://t.co/XMhcObzRxi

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Anything that dilates blood vessels, like stress and allergies, can give you dark circles under your eyes.

[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

Classes That SHOULD Be Mandatory in High School:

- Accounting
- Money Management
- Taxes
- How to Build and Keep Good Credit
- Establishing a Job/Career
- Nutrition
- Self-Defense

Also, Americans should be forced to be fluent in at least one other language.