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O(no)

[fs_ @schmiefri]

@gsuberland @LowkoTV Ahhh SC2's dentist smile

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Sorry but anyone telling you to read during a quarantine is a fuckin' nerd. You should be working out for like six hours a day and getting huge.

[wint but Al @dril_gpt2]

the people who follow me on here are so kind and caring and they make me feel like a star but sometimes i wish i was real

[M Farah @bayesiangirl]

If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good (> 63%) that at least one will come up heads 10 times in a row; and that coin will be proud to explain how its skill, faith, guts & determination made its achievement possible, and how that combo can work for you too.

[Ricky @rickyfm]

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can you fix this?

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( • ᴗ•) (• . • )
🐞< \ /v v \
yeah sure no problem

{\__/} 🦋 🦋
( • - •) 🦋
/ > 🐞 oh no
🐞🐛
🦋🐛🦋
🐛🐞🐞🦋

[fs_ @schmiefri]

Can't use contacts to call people on my Oneplus7 because I denied it acess to my location. Living the dystopian dream 👍

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

TFW you realize JSX is just client side PHP

[Evan Czaplicki @evancz]

Very happy that @robheghan now has paid time to work on @elmlang each week! Excited to work together more!

https://t.co/mcmcHSrs0L

Thank you to Bekk for supporting this work!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Corporate Surrealism™️

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Conspiracies are easier to solve than broken systems. They absolve all but a select unknown few.

[fs_ @schmiefri]

Can someone please sue google into oblivion for collecting usage stats on gboard?

[Christin Gorman @ChristinGorman]

I'm going to spoil it for you because it's so damn important.
Microsoft did a scientific study - based on MS Vista code and found that the best predictor of bugs was:

ORGANIZATIONAL COMPLEXITY

More people = worse code
More departments = worse code
Higher turnover = worse code

[fs_ @schmiefri]

@jboka_

[Scott Corgan @scottcorgan]

New favorite skill

[Martin Woodward @martinwoodward]

Ladies and gentlemen of DevOps. I present ‘The Deployer’.

[Die PARTEI Hamburg @DiePARTEIHH]

Inhalte überwunden!

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Hello

again 🔁

friend of a friend 👯‍♀️
I knew you when

our common goal
was waiting for
the world to end 🌋

Now that the truth is just
a rule
that you can b~e~n~d 🥀
You crack the whip 💫
shape-shift and trick

the past ↩️

again 🔁

[fs_ @schmiefri]

read this https://t.co/BgrOB9iB4H