mich

🥸 i love trash reality tv and internet goss

[mich @schmileymiley]

WAITTTT okay I love Barry and Joana #WelcomeToPlathville

[mich @schmileymiley]

I already bought new tickets for tomorrow, a refund or ticket voucher or something would be a blessing rn 😭 I know it’s my fault but like $30 in this economy is a lot

[mich @schmileymiley]

Hi @RegalMovies can you help? I can’t get ahold of anyone to actually talk to about an issue. I just bought tickets for today, for a movie that’s halfway over, thinking it was for tomorrow. I haven’t checked in, I’m not at the movie, and just wanna transfer my ticket. Please help

[mich @schmileymiley]

@steelersluvver @TMZ lol WHAT

[heather @heathersappho]

the same woman who keeps saying she wants her private life out of the spotlight is now inviting fans to her wedding at a concert venue. and i’m supposed to believe this relationship lmao

[ᅠ @artindetails]

yin and yang

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Notice how "girls mature faster" is never stated as a reason to why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? It only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men's attraction to them.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[mich @schmileymiley]

@olivegarden And just like that…Olive Garden is cancelled ✨ Tips belong to their servers, babes.

[mich @schmileymiley]

@WSouth17 @transleytanked @doewards It’s called being bisexual. You’re being blatantly ignorant of that. Either not acknowledging it, or acknowledging it and admitting you’re prejudice against it.

[mich @schmileymiley]

@WSouth17 @transleytanked @doewards Idk man I just think it’s wild to still be prejudice these days

[Smilersworld @Smilerssun]

The most versatile female artist!!!

[Gene @popcorngeniee]

That one friend who’s too versatile

[. @pattinsondjo]

this is how it feels waking up every morning as a robert pattinson fan in 2026

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

when you’re in a mug off with robert pattinson, just hang it up and go home ns

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone explain how my cat can groom herself with sardine breath and somehow finish smelling like vanilla and fresh laundry, because that should not be possible.

[Zion @zionszzn]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of cus how do u expect my cat to pay $70 a month she is unemployed