Jim Schmimmsch

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

@Polymarket Somebody’s mom told a lie. She still got her nahnah licked that night, but it felt… different

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

What percentage of NBA players take the under on themselves at least once a season?

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

Ball was serious in the 80’s and 90’s. Now it’s Real Househusbands of the NBA. Back in the day, these guys were professionals. Could’ve had a 50% FG percentage with the lights off.

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

@RicoDavis831896 @DKSportsbook Is he even hurt? Did he unintentionally miss his two free throws?

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

So, @DKSportsbook , Jarrett Allen early exit?

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

Void Jarrett Allen performance props please, @DKSportsbook . His legitimate or fake injury happened right around halftime, and he was 0/2 free throws, so likely betting on himself.

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

Impossible to follow college baseball on @DKSportsbook …. Indicators are always jacked by half an inning
#GamblingTwitter

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

WTA is like slot machine, meow 🎰
#GamblingTwitter

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

Going 0 for 5 from three would get you fired from the Globetrotters, but in the LEAGUE, it’s all good.
#GamblingTwitter

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

If ISAIAH JOE was a VOID tonight, JAMAL MURRAY is 💯 % a VOID, yes yes @DKSportsbook ?
#GamblingTwitter

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

For the second time tonight, I’ll take the VOID, @DKSportsbook , on JAMAL MURRAY.
#GamblingTwitter

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

As always, @DKSportsbook ‘s “Raining Threes” pre-fab parlay suggestion includes a list of every player who owes money to the mob under God’s hot sun.
#GamblingTwitter

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

… @DKSportsbook … you guys too?

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

So, @DKSportsbook, you guys do very well, especially with new tax rules.
For customer satisfaction, I’m guessing you void ISAIAH JOE props tonight, yeah?

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

Isaiah Joe still in the game, meow? #NBA #NBATwitter #GamblingTwitter

[Jim Schmimmsch @schmimmsch]

@KennyOmegamanX The tic-tac-toe chicken is the genuine article

[Roy Lucier @roylucier]

Had to share this immediately. Going through some Monterrey tapes today, and this showed up. An interview, I believe from November or December of 1992, and they are interviewing Latin Lover, Tigre Canadiense, and CORAZON DE LEON (@IAmJericho ). Is this the earliest Jericho interview in existance?

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Powerful message👏

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I am angered and saddened by the horrific killings of four Muslim men in Albuquerque. While we await a full investigation, my prayers are with the victims’ families, and my Administration stands strongly with the Muslim community.

These hateful attacks have no place in America.