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[alex @schmitter__]

Keys to success: Insatiable ambition and a strong dedication to holding yourself accountable for your life trajectory.

[Michigan Men's Basketball @umichbball]

The Kings of College Basketball 〽️

[alex @schmitter__]

@prestonnwalshh @JibPats @RapSheet He was better than Love in GB. He’s earned a chance to start, he’s legit good.

[alex @schmitter__]

@girlhitsfashion @Abscondo @Zoya_ki_batein Men dislike women being too fake. “Too plain” doesn’t exist, we like natural.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[alex @schmitter__]

every song on morgan wallen’s new album is a banger i swear

[alex @schmitter__]

2020 taught me to cherish family more than ever; i’m thankful for that more than anything

[alex @schmitter__]

it still just hurts so bad 😞 i miss my best friend

[alex @schmitter__]

this lady in the gas station starts coughing profusely w no mask on, into the air at first and then into her hand lmao come on people 🤦🏽‍♂️

[alex @schmitter__]

i miss baseball

[alex @schmitter__]

i just handed @XxxLamb12Xxx a no-bake cookie and he goes “i think these are undercooked bro” 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[alex @schmitter__]

finishing ozark just makes me want to rewatch breaking bad

[alex @schmitter__]

need to quit falling asleep to the aaron hernandez documentary, i keep having dreams that i’m doing hood rat shit w my new friend aaron

[alex @schmitter__]

@XxxLamb12Xxx when he he thinks something’s even slightly gross lol

[alex @schmitter__]

too excited to watch jeopardy james win this thing

[alex @schmitter__]

go kearsley! what a game

[alex @schmitter__]

well well well,
how the turn tables

[alex @schmitter__]

saturday’s on the boat>anything else

[alex @schmitter__]

being dj in a car that doesn’t like the same music as you is very not fun lol

[alex @schmitter__]

i need some bonfires in my life