Garrett Schmidt

[Garrett Schmidt @schmitty96]

@bph1l #buy2 #Mullen-Gan;)

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Some people just don't change

[Garrett Schmidt @schmitty96]

@SaraGarnier if sex was a person that is what it would look like #Gorgeous

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Alcohol 

[Garrett Schmidt @schmitty96]

@Y0IMDUSTIN his peel has been peeled

[Garrett Schmidt @schmitty96]

@Y0IMDUSTIN poor 2BB... Banana boy just got pickled #2BB #2BeerBrett

[Garrett Schmidt @schmitty96]

@SaraGarnier you do know lulu lemon bags don't hurt robbers right?! #ScaredShitless #SaraTheFraidyCat

[Barack Obama ____________________________🇺🇸Fan @ThePresObama]

If we named it "hurricane Dallas Cowboys" it would have never touched down. #sandy

[Garrett Schmidt @schmitty96]

@asheepaul selfish Luther kids #pleaseandthankyou?