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Thicc-skinned not thicc-skulled.

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Take pride in taking care of yourself first, but once you’re settled, you’re settled. A simple change in mindset from there can help make the world a better place

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Can we stop calling sandwiches sandos like we're all Japanese

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@JimmyHarrity @NolanAnalyst Too complex for Nolan himself it seemed

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@blurayangel A lot better than a 4th attempt at trying to be Heath Ledger

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Bass on the BK jingle goes exactly as hard as it should. Respect the BK jingle.

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I have so many inside jokes to myself that I wish you were all a part of, but you just wouldn't get it

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@TheDoors I like the one where the piano says, "dadadananadadadada nananadadanananana"

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

So I just got on this plane with my daughter, and found out our seats weren’t next to each other. I really ain’t wanna inconvenience anyone by asking them to swap seats, but before I could say anything this kind older gentleman offered his seat to Kensli so we could sit together. We both said thank you and as he stands up, I realize it’s THE Martin Short!! So cool and Kensli freaked out cause she’s obsessed with The Santa Clause 3. What an awesome person! SHOUTOUT TO JACK FROST

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I know all the wrong things to say, so I don't say them, but no one every taught me the right things to say

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It's 2023 and we still don't have pillowcases that can stay on the pillows

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

This is why you don’t just put a brace on it and play. Played with no ACL and LCL for my brothers/team. Changed the trajectory of my career. Hindsight is 20/20. I didn’t have the luxury of that. Lamar does. He is DOING THE RIGHT THING.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

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@LeCinephiles What is this Bleacher Report?

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

If Twitter is dying I gotta say this, AI art isn’t art

[I Wanna Talk to Ralph Sampson (🗳️📫🇺🇸🖕🍊🌮🤡) @hutzhoo]

@nocontextmemes @WeirdDreamBooth Con Air Bud @papisaurus @dallecinema @dalleOnlyJesus @sweetcreepyeyes

[nat :) @natrcher]

damn twitter is feeling like this rn #RIPTwitter

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@Nothennyfr Opening a jar of pickles

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@elonmusk Do you have friends?

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@Theffchild @AwesemoDFS At least they think

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@bscomedian Just got one for $1.19 at 7s so idk what ur on about