Jake Schmitz

Probably the most average guy you know.

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@Clix please bro I have 16 kids and 3 wives

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@Clix

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#IDontWantToOverreactBUT if @tyschmit has any eligibility left he should join the Iowa Football Progrum. With how the QB situation is going he will be starting next week. This team needs a natural born LEADER and someone who can WILL the team to win.

[Jake Schmitz @schmitzstain]

The best part of the Minnesota Vikings is @PAOnTheMic

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I think @Jomboy_ breakdown videos are probably the most bingeable videos on YouTube.

[Jake Schmitz @schmitzstain]

@SamSchuneman Genesis 11: 1-9

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I wish I kept count of how many times I’ve heard the phrase “This whole COVID thing.”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

When @AOC and @DonaldJTrumpJr are on the same side you know you fucked up @RobinhoodApp

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Me rn

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I should do stand up.

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@riversian347

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Absolutely wheeling against the dominant bengals defense 🙌🙌

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Baker started off 0-5 but has been DEALING ever since 💰 @brgridiron

15/15
182 yards
3 TDs

[Jake Schmitz @schmitzstain]

Am I dumb if it just clicked for me that Fes from “That 70’s show” is an acronym for “Foreign exchange student?”

[Ant 🏀 @ABizzle711]

Financing a $70,000 car on a $40,000 salary isnt “adulting”

That’s called being stupid 😂😂

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“Last night was a movie 🙌”

Yeah and that shit got 23% on Rotten Tomatoes.

[NEON ! @Neon_woof]

this website requires so much lore to navigate if u missed a day this would make no sense to u at all

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If you are taking out an adjustable rate mortgage right now you need to go seek help