Liza Lugo

A tuba player rocking a fierce pair of shoes ~ Writer ~ Grammarian

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@REI got this in the clearance bin at the flagship store, huge price cut, lolol.

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@9NEWS live newscast on the app isn't working. Think you guys might be able to fix soon? Need this snow report!!!

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@NewsCPR what was that jazzy tuba tune you played about 10min ago and who was the tuba player? Thanks! ☺️🎵🎵🎵

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@rosiecima liked your tuba article, so true. Student debt for tuba is high as well, along with no jobs and few transferring skills. Nice job

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@SpaceMastrSplff how's that hurricane?!? Hope it isn't a direct hit!!!

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@Schmliza What up, cornbread?

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@WLBZ2 did he just say to google sit and spin?!?!? OMG so inappropriate!!!

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@DavidPatty4 I just got on my twitter for the first time in forever!!! Sorry I missed your call!! I'm fine! I'll call soon!! Love you!!

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@altonbrown my friend is having coffee near you... And he's hilarious... ☕️☕️☕️

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@Progressive thank you for very quickly rectifying the fact that I'm a dumb ass and locked my keys in my car! #fullcoveragebitches 🔑🚗

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

According to how sweaty my boobs are, it's really hot outside.... #Atlanta

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@DavidPatty4 apparently it's my fault their signs suck... Just a typical Monday... Haha

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@DavidPatty4 got a ticket at 8am 😡

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

Monday, you are a true bitch... Fuck you very much. #monday #mondaysucks

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

@senor_baskuul hey dude, I might be looking for a couch to crash on for next Monday night, the 4th, got room?

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

#bffs are people you ask to bring toilet paper over to your house because you're too lazy to go to the store.

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

Accidentally bought decaf coffee, why the fuck does this even exist?! #coffee #bullshit ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

Duck face with my 1.5 yr old nephew! #weareawesome #nephew #duckface

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

I'm rockin some jorts today, I feel like a Gator fan. #whitetrash #UF #FSU #floridastate #tebowsucks #tallahassee

[Liza Lugo @Schmliza]

"Were you saying 'boo' or 'boo-urns'?" "I was saying boo-urns." #thesimpsons #Simpsons #moleman