Conrad Cregor

Sweet and Sour like a tangerine.
Fresh like a box of the Crispy Cream.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@RealGilbert Insert joke about "a tsunami of PR problems" or whatnot here

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@keithgroover @Fenian1978 @reaghanhunt @D0GGEAUX I think it just did. Bye now.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@keithgroover @Fenian1978 @reaghanhunt @D0GGEAUX Sounds you're like a democratic socialist that hasn't yet figured out you are one yet. You'll get there. Many started out as libertarians. Good for you, and I mean it. The 2nd half of your 1st sentence kinda excludes you from libertarianism and is one of DemSo's basic principles.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@keithgroover @Fenian1978 @reaghanhunt @D0GGEAUX So, an idealist that doesn't understand that your philosophy would lead to a mad-max, Ferengi death cult plutocracy. It's alright, I identified as libertarian for most of my 20s until I realized what a true libertarian policy actually means. You sir, are an anarcho-capitalist.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@keithgroover @Fenian1978 @reaghanhunt @D0GGEAUX Republicans and democrats are big government deficit spenders. Libertarians are generally small government, but are either idealists who don't understand that their philosophy leads to a Ferengi death fantasy or people with money who actively want that fantasy.End conversation.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@keithgroover @Fenian1978 @reaghanhunt @D0GGEAUX I don't see why the two have to be mutually exclusive, you're the one framing it like they are. Neither are small government, and libertarians are failed republicans.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@keithgroover @reaghanhunt @D0GGEAUX neither party has in reality been small government in over 50 years

[Stephen Black (they/them) @stephenablack]

This is my grandfather, Murray Goldfinger. The tattoo, 161108, was given to him at Birkenau.

He's 91 and his health is failing. He told his tale of survival for 65 years. Now, I've taken the responsibility.

One part of his story always gets a big reaction from students.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@Laurlaur28 @lucianwintrich Right? Not only racist but... super archaic. I think people stopped saying that before folks stopped saying "negro."

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@ellle_em The shit ton of butter one made me lol

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@realDonaldTrump Is this supposed to make you sound good?

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

"Anthony Bourdain seems like the kind of guy who would be mean to a dog" "Fieri would be throwing live grenades back at them screaming 'welcome to flavortown.'" I don't know why those lines have me practically crying, but they do, even though I've seen it like 5 times.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@shanetorres Dude, I just watched your Guy Fieri routine AGAIN and it still just kills me. It's not the jokes, it's all in your delivery. After the same routine cracking me up way more times then makes sense, I thought I'd @ you.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@JTM_YVA @realDonaldTrump There are some good uses for guns

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@M2theMfknJ @UtMormonDemoGuy @thebradfordfile @realDonaldTrump

[eh @swampcommie]

One of these men died because his GoFundMe campaign for insulin fell short by $50, and one of these men is multi-millionaire.

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@realDonaldTrump NEED TACOS! SO FUCK OFF

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@kylecassidy @jeffvandermeer Tower!

[Conrad Cregor @SpaceMastrSplff]

@ellle_em @joyfulrivers Hooray!