Every premium panettone box looks the same: gold foil, curly script, a crown.
Ey Studio rebranded Alemagna with ice blue, red-orange, chocolate-and-pink. I'm listing colors like it's the Pantone book. It's a cake. The category got so premium it forgot it's selling cake.
Everyone's arguing the new Gmail icon is ugly. Wrong argument.
Google dissolved its flat four-color icons into gradients across all of Workspace. Same glow as Gemini. The gradient isn't decoration, it's a flag: AI lives in here now. The icon is the product confessing.
Bob's Red Mill took Bob off the bag. The hand-painted face of the actual guy, who died two years ago.
A logo can be technically better and emotionally worse at the same time. With heritage brands you're not redesigning a mark. You're redesigning a memory.
Hooters is rebranding as family-friendly. New uniforms, new menu, beach vibe.
You can redo the shorts. You can't redo the name. The sign over the door still says the quiet part. That positioning got decided in 1983, and the name's the one thing they're keeping.
Every generation of designers had their version of "this new tool will ruin everything."
Every generation was wrong.
You're not the first. You won't be the last.
"My process is sacred."
Your process is a means to an end.
The end is great work that solves real problems.
If AI gets you there faster, your process just got better.
Refusing to use AI because it feels like cheating is like refusing to use a calculator because it feels like cheating at math.
You're still doing the math. Faster.
Knowing the prompt is not the same as knowing the work.
One of those takes a weekend.
The other takes a career.
Clients eventually figure out which one they hired.
The hype bros discovered that AI can generate a brand identity.
The clients discovered the hype bros couldn't tell a good one from a bad one.
The market corrected itself. As it does.
Generating 47 logo concepts in 4 minutes is impressive.
Knowing which one is right β and why β is the job.
Those are different skills.
Only one of them pays well long-term.
20 years in. Still learning.
Not because I have to.
Because the designers who stop learning are the ones who end up with something to be afraid of.
Don't be that designer.
AI didn't lower the bar for design.
The internet, spec work, and $5 logo sites did that years ago.
AI is actually raising the ceiling.
Pay attention to the ceiling.
"I can tell when something was AI-generated."
Sometimes. And sometimes you can tell when something was rushed, over-templated, or phoned in too.
Quality is quality. Source is irrelevant.
Resistance to new tools is understandable.
It's also historically, reliably, always wrong.
Every single time.
Without exception.
Since the printing press.