Moe

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Goo goo ga ga nigga

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Black hairline spray sellers in Philly seeing LeBron and Jaylen Brown coming to the 76ers

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[ᴊᴇᴀɴ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅᴇ ᴠᴀɴ ɪʙɢᴏᴛᴅᴀᴍɴɪᴛ 🥋 @ibzooted]

Mfs would have DIED behind these 15 years ago

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Conor McGregor’s UFC comeback

[cuh @DeadbeatCousin]

@ShamsCharania Terry Rozier watching the Feds Jump Beasley

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Nine-year NBA veteran Malik Beasley has been indicted on federal charges for gambling related to a sports betting scheme, such as point shaving and prop bets, his attorney Steve Haney tells ESPN. The government is coordinating a voluntary surrender of Beasley this week.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

10 years ago:

A McChicken was $1
A dozen eggs were $1.50
A Chipotle burrito was $6.50
Netflix was $9
A full tank of gas was $35
Rent was $1,400
A used Honda was $10,000

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Imagine making 70-80k a year in the $500 apartment era.

[BlockHead @blockhead4000]

Besides your mom and dad and like 3-5 actual legit friends you have, literally no one gives a fuck about you in any capacity whatsoever

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Work is really just me waiting for lunch, then after lunch waiting to go home, then getting home and not wanting to do it again.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[Husna˚࿔ @luvhuss]

On my friend's 21st birthday we were all going out drinking. Before he left, his grandfather told him if he really wanted to drink everyone under the table he should drink 3 shots of olive oil to "coat his stomach." So he did, and as soon as we got to the bar he shit his pants.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

It’s an elite mindset to live like everything is going to work out. Not necessarily being blindly optimistic, but just knowing whatever happens, you’ll figure it out

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

A guy told me:

"Unfortunately, some people were not here to evolve, they are here to remind you what it looks like if you don't"

Something in me changed that day

[blanc @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I once heard my boss man say to another employee “You know John, you’re not the sharpest pencil in the box” and without skipping a beat the guy replied “Welp boss man, a sharp pencil is a sign it ain’t never done a lick of work”. I think about that to this day.