Helena Handbasket

She/Her. Sticker slut.

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I know some of my more political posts really bother some of you & I just need you to know that that wasn't me, that was Antifa.

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@USPSHelp Does the USPS encourage supervisors to have affairs with their married CCAs and give preferential treatment? Could someone point me to the policy where this is condoned?

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@korndiddy I have no idea who the person you mentioned is. But I'm 100% pro raw potato.

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@korndiddy Raw red skin potato, diced in vinegar with salt and pepper. I've eaten it probably 2x a week on average for life. Even in utero.

DEEEEELISH.

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I hope Robyn is loyal enough to donate a kidney.

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@nectarsleep I've sent a DM, thank you.

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Coming at you, @nectarsleep, from the floor where we are sleeping while we wait days for our replacement bed frame to ship out since our original had a broken bracket and we still haven't gotten a response to the email we sent 4 days ago. What gives?

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Heads up @Colgate, there's a typo in the app where the games are.

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@Lowes I just want to find out when the Christmas tree I ordered will be here. I've been holding for nearly an hour. Come on, yall.

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@MarquezG There was no shooting, it was a hoax.

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@WendyF303 @JasonFuelling @reba FWIW, Savannah is just fine. We had some thunderstorms overnight but this area never had the threat that FL did from the hurricane. I think her not mentioning it means all systems are go!

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@AndBradleySpake I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he films his self-recorded scenes while actively driving.

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@AndBradleySpake I'm sitting down to watch this week's episode and this is exactly my energy.

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Can I get a countdown on when #WinterCandyApple will be back in stores, @bathbodyworks ?

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@MarcosPizza Is it standard practice that pizzas be over an hour late being delivered?

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Check out Dee's video! #AbortionBan #abortionishealthcare #womenarenotincubators https://t.co/f59h9lkOCC

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@coreywrites I have never seen an offensive license plate and now I have a new life goal.

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First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

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@TinybutMightyC Disappointed but not at all surprised.

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@stickermule As long as we are all here, look at this sweet photo I just found of my Mama and I after my pandemic elopement.

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@Skittles definitely owes me a personal apology. You can bring back lime but you can't give me back the piece of my heart that shattered when you took it away.