Don Cornleone™

I'm probably going to piss you off even if i agree with you, tyops are intetional, but I have an offer you can't refuse.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Hi @microsoft, please tell us more how great it is to save all excel models on One Drive

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I had a dream that Mary Peltola won the Senate race in Alaska.

But maybe it was an Aleutian.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

The most expensive shag in the history of humanity.

[𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀™🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Huang Spotted with Russian Spy

[Auntie Smarty @AuntSassyAss]

Hegseth awarded guardsmen that reprimanded him yesterday for disrespecting The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the Joint Commendation medal. Talking about trying to save face and keep your job.

[Don Cornleone™ @schmook]

@DanaPublik1 @AesPolitics1 Everyone hates him

[Stephen Elpop @ElpopGolf]

@TheTNHoller @RepJeffries @AndrewSolender Schumer and Jeffries have already proven that they are not up to the task or for the fight

Dems voted want change. They can't deliver.

Change leadership now or Dem voters will never forgive you

[Matt Beard @matt_beard_]

this is the tweet of the year right?

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

STOP asking Daniel Radcliffe about the tv adaptation of the movie series he was in.

START asking him if he would work with the Muppets

[Don Cornleone™ @schmook]

@ClaireCarter_10 It was tense there for a few minutes, the man almost moved to Hawaii for a new job!

[Don Cornleone™ @schmook]

If you miss the first 5 minutes of a Hallmark Christmas movie are you going to understand the rest? Asking for a friend.

[Don Cornleone™ @schmook]

Holy shit

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: Jensen Huang resigned as CEO of Nvidia amid reports of two affairs, one of which included a woman suspected of being a Chinese spy, marking a stunning downfall for one of the world’s most powerful executives. https://t.co/atBPSfG3vk

[Kerry O’Donnell @valkyrieskerry]

“All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times!”

[Don Cornleone™ @schmook]

@LakeMichigan13 Do you have more 'lost' gold though?

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

8 of the 11 Democrats who skipped the vote to impeach war criminal Pete Hegseth were not “caught in traffic.” They were at an AIPAC-affiliated event that was scheduled at the same time as the impeachment vote by the Democrat’s House whip Katherine Clark. Turns out she was whipping votes to protect, not impeach, Hegseth. This was all planned because their AIPAC donors don’t want Hegseth impeached. If Hegseth is held accountable for war crimes it opens up the possibility of more Zionist war criminals being held accountable. They want to preserve the corrupt world we live in now where US/Zionist war criminals murder with impunity.

Big thanks to @JulianAndreone who broke the story about the AIPAC-affiliated meeting being scheduled at the same time as the Hegseth impeachment vote.

[Lake Michigan @LakeMichigan13]

I am 40% bigger than Switzerland
🌊🌊

[Sanford Johnson @SanfordLJohnson]

Fixed it for you @scott_colom !

[Don Cornleone™ @schmook]

@DrJillStein Go away.

[Don Cornleone™ @schmook]

@ZachSchermele Maybe she shouldn't have gone to an AIPAC adjacent fundraiser.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Democrat Scott Colom defeats Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, becoming Mississippi’s first Black U.S. senator since 1881.