schmope city

she/they; hello future employer i hope you’re as disappointed as i am

[schmope city @schmopecity]

my mom got a matching tattoo with her friends while drunk in nashville.. what’s it like to be living my dream mother

[schmope city @schmopecity]

@trobo11 THANK YOU

[schmope city @schmopecity]

i think this is the closest we come to seeing the face of god in this mortal lifetime

[schmope city @schmopecity]

in an uber with disco lights

[schmope city @schmopecity]

someone with way better editing skills than me has the opportunity of a lifetime

[schmope city @schmopecity]

something i miss about taxis is the glass divider.. felt so emotionally safe to make my drunk confessions without jared having to hear everything

[schmope city @schmopecity]

@thorn_baseball it’s soooo hard for you tho i bet omg

[schmope city @schmopecity]

tis the season to love my gf

[m(eeeee)ina @thorn_baseball]

yes sir yes sir, three bags full !

[schmope city @schmopecity]

starting emilia perez and pressing play felt like the moment of acceptance you find before you rip a bandaid off

[schmope city @schmopecity]

@slut4hashbrown people unfamiliar w tim robinson will be in for the ride of their life

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

Really glad that an army of queer kids born in the Bush years spent a year spamming web feeds about how Harris was just as bad as Trump, y'all did such powerful activism there

[schmope city @schmopecity]

shocking release from the man who released black skinhead

[AF Post @AFpost]

Ye has now made an “HH” swastika shirt, likely standing for “Hail Hitler.”

Yeezy sales have nearly doubled since Ye returned to X.

Follow: @AFpost

[chris person @Papapishu]

Kinda a bummer Broad City became a punchline because of the worst cameo in history, kinda enjoyed the episode where one of them puts themself in Anaphylactic Shock because they wanted to eat a lot of shrimp.

[megan ❤️‍🔥 || eras london n8 || @evermorespoet]

I hate that autism is becoming a scape goat for shitty people to justify their actions. As an autistic person it’s so damaging to our community when we’re already misrepresented enough. Autism does not and will never excuse your awful behaviour, you’re just a horrible person.

[schmope city @schmopecity]

they were ahead of their time truly

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

I salute @TheWienerCircle, not Nazis.

[schmope city @schmopecity]

7am? isn’t that a little early for kids to be at school?

[Special Envoy Kristi Noem @EnvoyNoem]

7 AM in NYC. Getting the dirt bags off the streets.

[schmope city @schmopecity]

for context they were upset that i was saying some of kendrick’s lyrics about wokeness and cancel culture come off a little concerning at face value

[schmope city @schmopecity]

i’m never more humbled than when i think back to when i thought the person who texted me this was the love of my life

[Angel Money @reverendmoney]

This is exactly how im acting the whole trump presidency .