schmidiot

go cougs

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it’s difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

If the Philadelphia Eagles are this good with Jalen Hurts, imagine what they would be with Gardner Minshew.

[schmidiot @schmoug]

@whatupjav @HunterWish Apparently they are an endangered species down there too 😂

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

At least he tried.. twice.. 😅 https://t.co/VJSrfE5Hl2

[RukA @LoserRukA]

me to the homeless man on the street

[schmidiot @schmoug]

@whatupjav

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

I draw the line right here. Thanks for asking PETA

[schmidiot @schmoug]

@BarstoolWazzu

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

is this the edible talking or is lemon a beautiful name for a baby

[Mervin @holeliker]

an italian guy named Ed Eddineddi

[schmidiot @schmoug]

@lexieemm touché lex, tou-fucking-ché

[schmidiot @schmoug]

@lexieemm i see you woke up and chose violence today

[schmidiot @schmoug]

@lexieemm this seems like an unfair trade…

[schmidiot @schmoug]

what are weird habits that you can’t bring yourself to change?

mine is that i absolutely cannot like AND retweet something, i have never done it and feel like i can only save it for the holy grail of tweets at this point

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

not playing hard to get I have adhd and don’t take meds

[DJ Ward @d_jward]

I’m convinced that WA has the best tap water out of any state in the US

[WHIPPED CREAM @WHIPPEDCREAM]

If u don’t show what u feel, u will lose what u love

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

fuck a breakup y’all ever been the final kill on the killcam on call of duty?