scott sylvester

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@stokel @WIRED Twitters plan year is likely 1/1. why would Ee stick it out for 10 mo prior to takeover and then want the benefit?
COBRA. It gives her access to Carrot (on TWTR’s dime). She pays a small premium
a benefit ($50k) that matches most US Ees annual take home pay? 1st world problem?

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

#fakesuperbowl

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@amyklobuchar Why didn’t you ask her for a favor. Then ask her to go home tonight, pray on it and give you a “yes/no” answer. That might be powerful

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@Hannah_Myers15 Try “occupied” and then make a grunting noise

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

Just experienced my first Lime ride in Vienna, Austria! Felt new levels of ugly Americanness surge thru my veins as I suddenly disregarded all local traffics laws, blowing past elderly Viennians out for an evening stroll, cutting off cyclists trying to safely get home Loved it!

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

Haven’t tweeted in a while and sorry about that but have you seen our new laser cat?

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

Tanzania! Ready to start the motocross adventure! Arrived late last night, had first Killi beer. Rained all night, tracks should be nice an tacky! #stoked #ride

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@pfile Hey! What’s the name of that band you quoted??? TY

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@Lexxi__Nichole I thought that was Taco Bell

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

Watch Olympic closing ceremony. This K Pop stuff reminds me a lot of when I tried out for Back Street Boys. #Pyeonchang2018 #missedopportunities

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@Lexxi__Nichole Try wearing layers... #giveLLBeanAChance #flanelrules

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@InspowerMinds @amymikibryer Can I use white out?

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@Lexxi__Nichole It’s when the party ends that’s hard #advil #breakfastburrito #moreadvil

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@God_Loved @amymikibryer Thank god, my soles are wearing out with all these bends and turns #airjesussandals #lookbusyifjesuscomes

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@aniselparker @Hannah_Myers15 Spoken like a true volleyball player

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@Lexxi__Nichole Try to set it earlier... #beautyrest

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@JoelOsteen @amymikibryer And you can always try to approach something differently. Remember the definition of insanity... #standonadesktoseetheworlddifferntly

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

@101BibleVerses @amymikibryer fyi, I tried and Jesus said he had his own cross to bear #jesusrocks

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

Just want to reassure my followers that I’ve looking to it and confirmed that each of you (that’s all six of ya) are real not Russian bots. #TwitterLockOut #russiaruinseverything #unicornsrock

[scott sylvester @schmuncle67]

Great meal with the in-laws yesterday, unfortunately ended in a “me too?” moment. Debbi wouldn’t share her delicious looking desert... #hungry, #stillhungry #nevergettingabite