Schmurfleton

@Sciencenature14 This was my work computer background forever! Then I found a picture of a bird at the Museum of Northwest Art, that I'm very oddly obsessed with, and had to change it.

Who to follow

Ashwini Rao

@ashwinitararao

#Swiftie, #Rusher,#Jonas, #Selenator, #5SOS, #Directioner, 🚫#MAGA,#Prochoice, #BLM ✊🏾, #EndGunViolence, #NeverTrump, #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon, #VoteBlue 💙

Lissette

@LissetteAC711

Followed by Sen. P. Wojno, Chris Meloni,& Sucker Carlson. I believe in science & magik. trump's a liar & traitor! 1/6/21 = treason. No DMs. I block maga idiots!

Closer to the Heart

@SundayBleuSky

Proud Mom, liberal, journalist (not really; just seems like everyone here is😉)I have the best doggos. #resist #BlueWave2024 #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦🌻🌊💙🌊

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about 4 years ago

@Kevin_Caffrey @joshtpm I got rick rolled when I sent $50. Best $50 ever spent.

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about 4 years ago

@joshtpm $50 for this? Worth it!

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about 4 years ago

@laurenboebert You gonna marry that goat after it shows its dick & balls to some kids at a bowling alley?

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about 4 years ago

@laurenboebert

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over 4 years ago

@unt01d During one of @McIlroyRory tee shots at the PGA Championship, some dude yelled out "$18 BEERS! GOOD SHOT RORY!".....will always be my favorite.

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Chris Ballard @unt01d

over 4 years ago

“I’ve abandoned my child!” 😂 #TheOpen

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over 4 years ago

@DearAuntCrabby Don't forget that he also traveled to Turkey to vote in their election.

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over 4 years ago

@JoeMyGod Dude looks like the type of guy that begs for sex.

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over 4 years ago

@1MichiganVoter @RonnyJacksonTX The 3 is for the inches of his dick.

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over 4 years ago

@Bill_Maxwell_ Did ya find some cool rocks?

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over 4 years ago

@UnionRebelMs I accidentally walked into the girls bathroom at a club downtown, they were all like "GET OUT! YOU CANT BE IN HERE!" ...Definitely some weird shit going down in that bathroom if they didn't want anyone else in there...