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@tomsegura @BallArenaDenver No Denver! Come to Boise again!!!

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@tomsegura Can't wait to see you tomorrow in Boise!

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@HeatherThomasAF My brother has a "steel drum" that he puts mealworms in and let's his chimkens play some island sounds while they snack away!

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@Sciencenature14 This was my work computer background forever! Then I found a picture of a bird at the Museum of Northwest Art, that I'm very oddly obsessed with, and had to change it.

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@Kevin_Caffrey @joshtpm I got rick rolled when I sent $50. Best $50 ever spent.

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@joshtpm $50 for this? Worth it!

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@laurenboebert You gonna marry that goat after it shows its dick & balls to some kids at a bowling alley?

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@laurenboebert

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@unt01d During one of @McIlroyRory tee shots at the PGA Championship, some dude yelled out "$18 BEERS! GOOD SHOT RORY!".....will always be my favorite.

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“I’ve abandoned my child!” 😂 #TheOpen

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@DearAuntCrabby Don't forget that he also traveled to Turkey to vote in their election.

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@JoeMyGod Dude looks like the type of guy that begs for sex.

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@1MichiganVoter @RonnyJacksonTX The 3 is for the inches of his dick.

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@Bill_Maxwell_ Did ya find some cool rocks?

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@UnionRebelMs I accidentally walked into the girls bathroom at a club downtown, they were all like "GET OUT! YOU CANT BE IN HERE!" ...Definitely some weird shit going down in that bathroom if they didn't want anyone else in there...

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@RexChapman The Punisher!

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@GeorgeTakei The teacher

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Nice...nice.

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@_MartinaTWD @JDMorgan 🤣🤣🤣Oh some Lavender room spray?🤣🤣🤣