Christian Schneider

Author, @1916theBlog, Columnist, @NRO, contributor, @WSJFreeEx. Pulitzer Prize-eligible writer. Lactose tolerant.

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

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[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

1. Let people make out in public
2. Don’t be a creepster and film people who do
3. Is the fact that they might be attorneys what makes this newsworthy? Lawyers need love too!

[New York Post @nypost]

Rumored lawyers caught making out in Central Park goes viral and divides the internet https://t.co/myFicpAxSQ

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

I still have a Hotmail account that I use regularly.

[Elma @oelma__]

If your first email ended in @ hotmail, @ yahoo, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

My God this is pathetic. It’s like the GOP X account is run by glue-sniffing Reddit dorks.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

It's okay ma'am, I guess it's hard for some people to write a national newspaper sports column that doesn't read like a mass shooter's last manifesto

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Given how emotional this issue is for some people, you would hope major papers would show less sloppiness in how they portray it.

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

She did not say this. She does not, for instance, think that transgender boys should be barred from competing in women’s sports, only that biological males (transgender girls) should be.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham doubled down Wednesday on comments she made in a recently published ESPN article, saying it’s “common sense” to bar transgender athletes from competing in women’s sports. https://t.co/TNhKA0172g

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Opinion pages in the past: “We can get more readers if we run pieces that are counterintuitive.”

Opinion pages today: “We can get more readers by running the stupidest thing that has ever been written.”

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Two-headed sea monsters also drastically underrepresented

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

The Schneider Principle at work: No issue exits the culture without becoming as dumb as humanly possible

[Variety @Variety]

Elon Musk vows to release his own version of "The Odyssey" that's AI-generated before the end of 2026.

“Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of 'The Odyssey' that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer,” wrote Musk, who has slammed Christopher Nolan's #TheOdyssey for months over casting Lupita Nyong'o and Elliot Page, among other criticisms.

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[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Wisconsin Democrats have lost their goddamned minds

[MULawPoll @MULawPoll]

The poll, conducted after Crowley dropped out and before Rodriguez dropped out, found Hong at 26% of Dem voters, Barnes at 15%, Rodriguez at 11%, 2% for Brennan and 1% for Roys. #mulawpoll

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Fine, but has anyone searched Jimothy’s old tweets

[reason @reason]

An old drug conviction could still stop you from waxing eyebrows, cutting hair, or giving massages.
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[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

A friend just alerted me to the fact that Apple Music has The Smiths’ “There is a Light That Never Goes Out” on a Yacht Rock playlist and it’s a further reminder we live in a lawless world devoid of rules and basic decency

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

It’s the only country that wants to hear his girlfriend sing

[Washington Examiner @dcexaminer]

.@FBIDirectorKash Patel schedules fall trip to Russia: Report https://t.co/JbJmvoewDO

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Radiohead, obviously

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Name the band or musician

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Me trying to return to my family after a month of March Madness

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

After you see The Odyssey, make sure you stay for the post-credits gag reel!

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

I caught some lightning

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Going on an hour and a half waiting for our rental car. Apparently the rental company was caught completely off guard by the reservation we made six months ago

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

He is not endorsing his own Lieutenant Governor

[Tony Evers @Tony4WI]

Today, I'm endorsing @DavidcCrowley to be Wisconsin’s next governor.

I'm urging Wisconsinites to join me in uniting and supporting David in the upcoming August 11 primary and the November election.

We’ve got a lot to do and only a short time to do it, folks. Let’s get to work!