jordan

how is everyone today || ucf

[jordan @schneidercorn]

the peak of my existence

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

When @AOC and @DonaldJTrumpJr are on the same side you know you fucked up @RobinhoodApp

[jordan @schneidercorn]

@AMSLlSE Here's what intellectual property is:
https://t.co/d5ZJ2YwJ7z

Here's what a cease and desist letter is:
https://t.co/xkDJ2Axrfd

Nintendo issued a cease and desist on their intellectual property (the joycons) and they didn't allow for someone to modify it. It is their choice.

[jordan @schneidercorn]

@AMSLlSE it’s their legal right to do that; they are a company and it is their products

[UCF Biology GIS @UCFBioGIS]

Read the article to find out how these two organisms and GIS were used to identify potential habitats for the endangered butterfly Chrysoritis aureus 🦋🐜🌿 https://t.co/dm6AiDgMT2 #UCFBioGIS -SK

[jordan @schneidercorn]

@jasonxcooper this speaks to me on an emotional level man

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Goodbye to Queso🧀
Her tumor grew a lot this past week and she was uncomfortable. We chose to say goodbye after a restless night for her. She was still wagging and in good spirits, and we are glad we could give her a peaceful end without suffering 💛💛💛💛💛

[jordan @schneidercorn]

@Doritos @MountainDew @gamefuel #DoritosDrewDrop I’ll take those free things please ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[UCF @UCF]

Relationship Status:
⚪ Single
⚪ Taken
🔘 Not going to class tomorrow because it's fall break

Happy Thanksgiving Knight Nation ⚡

[jordan @schneidercorn]

how fucking hard is it to not plan over preexisting plans

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

♥️ snacks ♥️

[Adam Neely @its_adamneely]

yeah man

[jordan @schneidercorn]

people in college have trouble making plans, there, I said it

[Liam Abbott @liamabbottfilm]

My dog just suped me.

[jordan @schneidercorn]

college is sitting down in the middle of campus and looking at a random person in front of you while you both heavily sigh

[jordan @schneidercorn]

are you fucking...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God...But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for.....

[jordan @schneidercorn]

@ParkerMarchant you kinda just “:////“

[jordan @schneidercorn]

you guys better have someone actually show up this time

[UCF Campus Activities Board @UCF_CAB]

WE HAVE BEEN SAVED! 🤩Pete Davidson🤩 will be headlining this years Comedy Knight @ Pegasus Palooza! He will be at Addition Financial Arena August 26th with doors opening at 7pm and show starting at 8pm! Entry is FREE with valid UCF ID!