Jessie Schneiderman

a woman, unreservedly. voiceover artist, comedy writer, creative activist.

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@crocfanpage #mpgis !!! I’m the voice of Jenna Dapananian ❤️

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

ok who uses that last one

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@svershbow I don’t understand. Can mayors just be like this? Has this ever happened before? Like, are all mayors able to do all this stuff and they just don’t or it’s boring so we don’t pay attention or they’re old and so it’s lame? Like is it because it’s nyc?

[Erin Overbey @erinoverbey]

It should be a much bigger deal that legacy media journalists like Ezra Klein, Bret Stephens & @newyorker writer Atul Gawande are members of or attended Peter Thiel’s secret society, Dialog.

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

99% of abortions are due to unwanted pregnancies and men cause ALL unwanted pregnancies. Men could easily reduce abortion by 99% simply by ejaculating responsibly and controlling where they put their sperm. But men choose not to. Men don’t actually care about abortion.

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@nabby__ @dieworkwear @emrazz Yessss

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@cosmicdirt @dieworkwear @emrazz Omg YES THANK YOU!!! We used to get down to this it makes me wild on the dance floor thank you!!!

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Jalen Brunson, a gentle and effective practitioner of dialectical behavioral therapy.

[blue @alcamilton44]

a dark day for tennis, sport and especially for women who watch sports. this is but a reminder that men will always beat domestic abuse allegations and in return will be given the highest honour whilst women suffer everyday. thoughts with olga and brenda.

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@CoraCHarrington @FredTaming But also that’s wild you just know that it was def a penis patch. So niche. Did the penis rest in it and was it also In underwear or just penis on shirt action.

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@FredTaming Omg thank you I thought about it and tried to figure it out and then gave up but I’m so glad you asked so now I understand.

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@Rizabellepow That’s amazing so smart and adorable I love you

[Variety @Variety]

A new study found films were more likely to star a man named Chris or a talking animal than a woman over 60.

https://t.co/nv85IiDa0d

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@Acyn He said “he’s got a person I’ve known for a long time” he was talking about the woman

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Sometimes I think about how nineteenth century abolitionists tried to get people to boycott cotton produced by slave labor, and people were like, “Noooo…I love my fashionable clothes too much and cotton produced without slave labor is too expensive and too hard to find.”

Yeah.

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

Do people not know that she defended Murray Miller (writer for Girls) against multiple sexual assault allegations in the midst of 2017, claiming she had insider knowledge that would exonerate him and only way after the fact admitted that she had made that up?

[emily may @emilykmay]

just finished "famesick" after having never watched girls or read lena's first memoir, my only knowledge of her is vaguely aware of controversies.

...do people just hate her because she's not super hot and a little annoying? (relatable)

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@emilykmay The only thing I know about her is that she defended Murray Miller (writer for Girls) against multiple sexual assault allegations in the midst of 2017, claiming she had insider knowledge that would exonerate him, Admitting that wasn’t true way after the fact. Immediate no for me.

[Jessie Schneiderman @schneiderpants]

@svershbow My bff is the CEO!! She gave me one but I haven’t used it. Will def try it now. I’m obsessed with the brush.