Poonkt

The bron james

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Mission: We are the main effort, upon mental bar coding, FIX the local cougars in order to allow friendly freedom of movement throughout her AO

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

“It would behoove you to stay in because of the weather” sorry gunny but there’s wine bars to close down and milfs to hit on. See ya Monday.

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Pretty sure my toes got a touch of frost bite but I get to shoot guns for a living so fuck it. #montezuma

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Muscles: Straight pain
Joints: In dire need of WD40
Blisters: Many
Pay: Literally 0 until the government wakes up from nap time.

I got 23 Busch lights, a cup of Chobani, and a dream. Let’s have a night fellas.

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Dear Jets fans,
I’m sorry for y’all.
Respectfully,
TAJ

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

@dylanod_12 He’s getting plenty of work that’s for sure

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Arch Manning looks like me on the fucking mound dude. Buddy is fucking lost. Get this man a map. #theregoes10bones

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Wait a second. There’s porn on this app?!? Effing gross man. Figure it out Elon.

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

The king returns #ADDRAC

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

HAGS bitches 🦅🇺🇸 #SummerCamp

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Can’t wait to get my golden ticket and celebrate 50 years of true American excellence. That flag waving, anthem singing, Middle East carpet bombing taste that you could only understand as a God fearing patriot.

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Bring out the mf brooms bitches. Fuck the dips fuck the Amish. #BentOver

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Ursinus stream has the worst mic quality I’ve ever heard but the only thing that was loud and clear was “Real good runner!”

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

dracula flow 5 https://t.co/8GzM75YgEt via @YouTube

“Pussy tight like the bullet proof counter window at a White Castle”

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

I’m hammered destroying dominos after ripping a phat sharms day. #blessed

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Subway cheesesteaks are fucking incredible #fuckPrimanti

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

DeChambeau from way down town #greenfn

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

@NettyBino @DannyWoodhead01 You don’t want that smoke

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

If the sixers don’t win I’m shaving my head on May 25th

[Poonkt @schnoogly]

Just had to explain to my dad why Bud Lights gay but Natty and Miller are based as fuck. #translated