schnoozey

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

Belgians are only upset because FIFA waffled and they don’t take waffling lightly.

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

This basically describes the air conditioner debate as well. Americans are like "just fix it" and Europeans see some sort of dignity in being miserable for no reason when a solution exists.

[Amazing Page @womengrom]

The mother took pictures of the twins every morning while they were sleeping.🥰

[稲見建人 @KentoInami_jp]

こんなやつにどうやって勝つんだよwww

[schnoozey @schnoozey]

@JimmysSeafood @TrueFactsStated God I love this place. 😂🇺🇸🎉❤️

[chris ༯ @chrislarbsyou]

in what world would tom ever be offended to work with zendaya 😭😭 nolan is not a serious person

[el gato malo @boriquagato]

there has to be some kind of mixed doubles sport we could pair these two up in...

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Bill Clinton: “I killed myself trying to give the Palestinians a state. I had a deal they turned down that would have given them all of Gaza and 97% of the West Bank. You name it. They turned it down.”

The Palestinians never wanted peace.

This must be shared every single day.

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

THE REST OF THE WORLD HATING AMERICA OVER A SPORT WE DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Sometimes I exaggerate or say things for views. This is not one of those times. When you declare neutrality in every single World War like Belgium has done and rely on the United States to save your ass you lose your right to complain about an overturned red card 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Notice you didn’t post this in German.

You’re welcome.

[jack antifanoff 🧂🍅🧨💍💐 @yourlovesupreme]

“folklore taylor wouldn’t have gotten married at madison square garden” girl folklore taylor would have jumped off it

[Julie_married_to_Thomas_but_not_a_Thomist @gmk_julie]

My favorite thing about 4th of July is tyrannical local governments saying “No discharging of weapons and no Fireworks!!” and the tax paying citizens who pay their salary saying “Thank you for reminding me this is America. This is my front yard actually and I’ll invite all my friends to celebrate in it”

[Sylvain Catherine @sc_cath]

France has a long history of going broke, but this was the best way so far.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

yeah he's a troublemaker but blur my kids’ faces next time.

[Troll Sports @trollsports]

*Nobody remembers you if you don't win*

My two goats:

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

They left home as boys 8 decades ago to go out and save the world. Last night they sat at the WWII Memorial together and celebrated their country's 250th. Still heroic.

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

“And as a symbol of our independence, we will say the month first instead of the date. March 12th instead of the 12th of March, October 3rd instead of the 3rd of October, etc.”

“And July 4th instead of 4th of July, sir?”

“No. That one stays.”