William James Birkin

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@weskerprime Welcome to Twitter, Al! This is going to be so much fun I promise. We can discuss out research here, too.

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Did Sherry have school today?

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Like that’s an animal. Not cool, Brian. Not cool.

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Chief Irons is so lame I pay him so he doesn’t start talking about his “interest” in taxidermy

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I love the G virus.

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Why are you scrolling? We have work to do!

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My parents never told me bedtime stories

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Wesker said he wouldn’t try weed with me. Is it wrong to cry?

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Everyone has lied to you. I don’t spill coffee on my lab coats. You don’t want to know why they’re brown.

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Okay so this isn’t google

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How to cause a 10 year old girl to fall ill when she is in good health

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Lisa Trevor was a kind lady.

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USSA soldiers suck. They can’t even spell.

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Does anyone else’s shoulder hurt?

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Albert come home

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Where is Wesker

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I love to frolic in fields, too bad I haven’t left the lab in 8 years

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Why did Marcus have leeches on his desk anyway?

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Annette tells me it’s bedtime everyday at 9:30

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They hid my virus from me. For this, they will pay.