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[R @scholes_ryan]

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[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

My pregnant misses just punched me in the face for posting a video of her bouncing on pregnancy ball 😂🤦‍♂️ She’s now asked me to go get her the big bag off kettle crisps she bought from Tesco yesterday. What the fuck am I gonna do when she finds out I ate them this morning! 😂🤦‍♂️

[R @scholes_ryan]

That’s the clearest verse I’ve ever heard from future

[R @scholes_ryan]

@ITK_PL all I know is you can go fuck yourself you know jack shit you might aswell find a day job , sancho done deal my arse , just waffling pure shit

[Rainbow @Rainbow__29]

Let me paint the picture of why this sancho deal is killing me inside:

Sancho wants United
Ole wants Sancho
Dortmund want 120m euros
United's board are a bunch of wankers

[The Magna Defender @Tezzy_TTP]

No Sancho no Dembele no Rw no CB just vibes & Cripples #mufc #DeadlineDay

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

✍️ Here he 𝙞𝙨.

🇧🇷 Alex Telles: our newest Red!

#MUFC

[R @scholes_ryan]

If you see me wearing a Liverpool shirt mind your business I’m done with my team😂

[Birgundi Baker @BirgundiBaker]

Respect my elders? Absolutely... let you disrespect me because you are my elder? No.

[R @scholes_ryan]

@romeyfive Some people talk it some people do it it’s how the game goes move in silence 🎯

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Atlético Madrid have no intention to start any negotiation for Thomas Partey, as reported by June. It’s €50m release clause to be paid immediatly [NO installments] or nothing. Atléti board still convinced he’s not gonna leave the club on next 2 days. ⚪️🔴 #AFC #CFC #transfers

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Would you guys be annoyed if I went back and grabbed my belt real quick?

[R @scholes_ryan]

Adasenya isn’t done yet can’t see anybody in that division beating him in the form he’s in his striking is unbelievable Costa couldn’t get no where near him

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

On next few hours, Sergino Dest will sign his contract as new Barcelona player until June 2025. Barça and Ajax are planning the official announcement. Here-we-go > official soon 🔵🔴

...and Barça are now preparing a new bid to Man City for Eric Garcia. Work in progress. 🔵 #MCFC

[Zig Buu @ItsBigZuu]

Likkleman fight and Adesanya v Costa mans spoilt for choice today 😭😭😭

[Lee McIver @leemciverx]

Mate was on a first date tonight and we’ve done him an absolute belter 🤣😭

[R @scholes_ryan]

@Realzonline I agree our movement and passing is shocking

[R @scholes_ryan]

That was absolutely awful to watch as per usual