Kailynn

She/her pronouns

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

@theclassiccarol Off to a hamster's funeral. Pick me up at Tori's. Please and thanks. Will be safe.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

I was wondering why my husband is so nonchalant about our 5 y/o crawling into our bed in the middle of the night… And then it dawned on me. She’s ALWAYS on my side of the bed. He’s blissfully unaware and undisturbed. 🙄 Happy Father’s Day, Sleeping Beauty.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

Finished decorating the house for Christmas today 🫣 Just in time for Santa to come tomorrow night.

[Goodreads @goodreads]

I am ready to just hibernate with some tea and some books, please.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

I started the year with a reading goal of 24 books. Last night I finished my 58th book (242% of my goal). But SOMEONE upon seeing me hit my goal early in the year suggested I up it to 40 books (145% of goal). I know I am an overachiever, but 242% sounds better than 145%.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

Frosted sugar cookie at 2 am with a cold glass of water coming off a migraine and finding your spot in bed has been stolen by your 4-year old on her fifth day of fighting an ear infection while refusing antibiotics? Don’t mind if I do…

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

So we just do laundry every day forever now?

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

Goodbye 6 year old underwear 🫣😅

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

I’ve read so much on my Kindle lately that having to hold this physical book hurts my wrist.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

I bought my husband a sugar container with a scoop holder on the side. But he still leaves the scoop inside the container. Did I waste money? 🙄

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

Whoever formats ebooks for Kindle needs to stop having them automatically open to the beginning of the story. I want to read the dedications!

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

Me: *wanting to allow my children plenty of opportunities to play outside*
My allergies:

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

Someone explain to my almost 2 year old that these light touches and petting of my arm is MAKING MY SKIN CRAWL.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Happy #MothersDay to all the amazing mommies that make us feel just as special as a chocolate chip cookie! 🍪💙

[Judicaelle Irakoze @Judicaelle_]

I am turning 29 in two weeks and here is 29 pieces of advice to young women in their 20's

1. In a world that is telling you that everything is rushing, the least you can do for yourself as a young woman, is to learn to take your time and be gentle with yourself

[fairy 💌 @meggellithorne]

I’m from Botswana, so let me explain 🧵

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

I cannot remember the last time I stayed up that late immersed in a good book. It felt glorious then, but I am definitely tired now.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

Torn between wanting to foster independence and absolute annoyance that my 3.5 year old can open every single baby gate and will use anything for a step stool.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

We cried when Mufasa died.

She laughed when Timon and Pumba did their live bait skit in the hula skits.

And when Rafiki hit Simba with a stick, she laughed and imitated him.

But when the movie was done, she still asked for Blippi.

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

It’s my 3.5 y/o’s first time watching The Lion King (because the dogs are at the groomers).

Here are some highlights:
-Zazu is sat on by the rhino at the end of I Can’t Wait to Be King, “Where’d he go?” *laughs*
-First glimpse of the elephant graveyard, “Wow… beautiful!”

[Kailynn @schoolbound]

I had a dream that when I woke up it would be Saturday morning… But instead it’s the continuation of a rather busy week.