smurf n turf

am i doing this right? lol

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Not sure how, but as far as I can tell the alt right still hasn’t made a zine called The MAGA Zine so just add that to the pile of things they’ve already f’d up on

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The lack of remembering who has a key is astounding every time I listen to Shaggy. Like how many keys are floating around??

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More like wemb-I’m a foul ya!

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Brexit was crazy huh?

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Has DOGE tried rocket money? It helped me save money on unnecessary subscriptions

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Kendrick has more yards at halftime than the chiefs #SuperBowl

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Excited to see how many people who draft Tua use the name Hawk Tua for fantasy this season

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Is it safe to stare directly at the sun yet?

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@GuYnAmEdArOn @rickbozich @kenpomeroy Zone of Interest is not about beating the 2-3 zone, just a heads up KP

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@thestateoflou hear me out...Jerome Powell. his coaching has to be just as good as KP and he could figure out the finances. win win

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@KylesGoodTweets @nocontextmemes this is fair. Louisville barely farted 6 points in the ACC champ game

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The playoff committee was super brave and put a big10 team that’s basically been confirmed to have cheated as number 1 and the SEC team that almost lost to USF and Auburn. Very brave.

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Sports are dumb and nobody should watch them and they should just be done. THAT WAS A CATCH ARE YOU F’ING KIDDING ME???!!!!

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When will we get a Jingle All The Way sequel?

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Nothing will ever be as beautiful as a rainbow in LA over a #Trolls billboard with the weird trolls character vomiting a rainbow. Art is dead. We are post art.

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Has Sam Hartman given away more turnovers or orgasms in his college career? #hotqb #NotreDame #l1c4

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Pretty sure #TheAmazingRace is an ad for the taxi industry. It’s 85% these people in taxis

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I follow way too many food based accounts to use instagram during Yom Kippur

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The number of movies that leave me thinking ‘Tony Shalhoub woulda killed in this’ is insane

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Guess the Big10 is officially the winner of the Rose Bowl