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[john @schooley_john]

Some old gal named Darlene (absolute beauty) followed me on the gram and commented on my last post “don’t flatter yourself” I’m sorry Darlene I’ll do better

[john @schooley_john]

Watched her dip sushi in ranch. Made me fear for my life.

[john @schooley_john]

Sorry I didn’t reply I got tagged in a photo and found out I’m actually ugly

[john @schooley_john]

Kijiji is a disaster

[john @schooley_john]

When I say “I’m on my way” it’s my state of mind and not my state of being

[john @schooley_john]

Asked the mail lady if I needed to sign anything and she said “no my hearing is fine”

[J @Steen_20]

My favourite part about working in a restaurant is getting absolutely ripped apart by middle aged men because the steak they ordered wasn’t cooked to their standards! Like look big guy, I didn’t make it

[john @schooley_john]

I spent all day teaching a kids bike course and every kid called me mr.flip flops. I wasn’t even wearing flip flops

[john @schooley_john]

I literally just wanted chicken fingers.

[john @schooley_john]

“I’m being honest think about it. I’m not calling you ugly okay. BUT If you were in the equation of someone’s fuck, marry or kill where do you think you’d end up?”

[john @schooley_john]

@jordyy_10 I haven’t heard it yet. But okay kurt price

[john @schooley_john]

I work with a guy that’s English isn’t the greatest but he’s a great guy.

Today I asked him if he signed for the packages today and he just said “no no I’m not hungry”

[john @schooley_john]

Life comes at you fast

[john @schooley_john]

Sorry I’m replying so late. Didn’t hear my phone go off. I was about to beat my high score on dance dance revolution for the GameCube

[john @schooley_john]

Got grit?

[john @schooley_john]

So deep in the friend zone she just added me to her girls group chat

[john @schooley_john]

I’m going to say it I don’t even care anymore. Yogas fucking tough

[john @schooley_john]

I swear to god pimples wait till you’ve got something important then they just show up

[john @schooley_john]

@JadeWilkinson11 I bet those shoes are looking sooo good right now hahah