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😘. Luv mashed potatoes. Respect the ocean. Wary of cats.

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@BarryOnHere Dammit Barry. We needed o replace Kershaw. Fingers crossed Skrubal can be half as productive in the playoffs.

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@SheaSerrano Dammit. Great win. Respect.

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@theliamnissan Stop.

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@LouisPeitzman Still the best thing you ever did

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@henryrollins No Dio?!?!

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@abughazalehkat Thought you’d retired

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@JimmySecUK @Noahpinion Dumb. So someone whose life matters was so real. Grow. Up.

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@SheaSerrano Ok. I bought it. Enough with the hard sell. And mum’s the word on the purge.

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@1kalwaysopen_ @tae15adams thanks for big games fellas. It’s fantasy football, but I appreciate u.

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@ElieNYC I think Trump knew all along he was going to lose. That’s why he half-assed responding to the coronavirus. It was the only way he could assure that Biden’s crowd on inauguration day might be less than his.

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@NateSilver538 Any idea how many overseas etc votes in GA

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@juliaioffe Word

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@ellorysmith You’re the best

[COREY BORNER @LILCOREY_TRILL]

PARALYZED FROM FOOTBALL YES I MISS THIS GAME! WOW WHO SAID PEOPLE IN CHAIRS CAN'T HOLD THE FOOTBALL? EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE FULL USE OF MY HANDS I STILL CAN HOLD THE FOOTBALL! EVERYONE RETWEET THIS TRUE INSPIRING MOMENT FOR ME I WILL RUN AGAIN! #FINDAWAY

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@whatwouldDOOdo Phenomenal

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@bhaviklathia Dopey fuck

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@ElieNYC thanks for all u do

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@CBSScottWhite Mailbag q: Five foods (or anything else), in order, you miss most that you never thought you’d miss.

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@MeghanMcCain @IlhanMN Blasting you is not anti-Semitic.

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

I truly believe if cancer had been cured under Obama’s administration, the Republicans would’ve found a way to bring it back.