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[L @schpleep]

@CharlotteAshley @gemmafiles #askingforafriend #apparently

[Derren Brown @DerrenBrown]

What Uri Geller doesn’t realise is that I staged Brexit in the first place.

[Andrew Parnall @dontbrexitfixit]

By midnight this will be well over 300,000! Extraordinary! Keep it up!
Please sign and retweet.
Petition: Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU. https://t.co/Eexr0LUWFI

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I’ve signed this petition to revoke A50 and deal with the consequences afterwards - referendum, election, whatever. I have no idea whether these things do any good but after May’s astonishingly irresponsible speech this evening I’ll give anything a go. https://t.co/1XuQW3vuve

[L @schpleep]

@CharlotteAshley https://t.co/Ok4sHNp1PZ

[L @schpleep]

@CharlotteAshley https://t.co/MnHnbJwAOE

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

I trained a neural network to invent some really confusing April Fools pranks.
https://t.co/AdcxNorJxT

[Richard 4 Deputy @RB4Deputy]

Jeremy Corbyn suggested we establish facts rather than escalate tension.

How did the BBC respond? By photoshopping a Russian hat onto his head and putting him in front of the Kremlin.

[Evolve Politics @evolvepolitics]

This Change Everything.

Theresa May ‘denied Jeremy Corbyn access’ to crucial intelligence on Salisbury Nerve Agent Attack
https://t.co/l1CtFCnOW6

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I haven’t got the heart to tell him it was my Scottish namesake who appeared on Question Time this week. Might tip him over the edge :-) https://t.co/SUHylDWDlK

[Rage Against The Machine ★ @RATM]

Failed right-wing British politician Nigel Farage has called his podcast ‘Farage Against The Machine’

This pissweasel IS the machine - peddling the sort of inane, blame-heavy bullshit that the guys in @RATM have been raging against since day one...

#FuckNigelFarage

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Britain winning Skeleton bronze at Winter Olympics comes as no surprise as flying downhill on our arses wrapped in the Union Jack is something we’ve excelled at lately.

[harry moore @Harry_Moore_]

just found out that every gritter in scotland has a name like ‘gritty gritty bang bang’ and ‘sir salter scott’ and you can track them live

[Rhena E. @tempora_magda]

Blue passports could have been re-introduced without Brexit, Government admits https://t.co/cKMrQVyW8g

[L @schpleep]

You could’ve had a blue one all along you dozy ****s! But no... “Our country is a #bluepassport “ #ffs #pathetic

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

The open, inclusive, civic, internationalist Scottish independence movement that I’m so proud to be part of could not be further removed from this insular, inward looking, blue passport-obsessed nonsense. Never has ‘stop the world, Scotland wants to get on’ felt more relevant. https://t.co/GuVdYqdEiM

[L @schpleep]

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”
Said @PukkaPies to @irnbru probably #samecampaign #busted @thedrum