Blowsy Spatchcock

Everything you never wanted to be, with 35% more flavonoids.

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@MarshaBlackburn Hush up w/ your nonsense, now. Can't you just have a disagreement w/ somebody w/o painting him to be the devil? Idiot.

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@billjamesonline Manny Ramirez

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@BaseballBrit Yeah, that was earry.

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@briebriejoy Make yourself a smoothie. Mmmmmmm.

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@DiamondandSilk Oops, you have a typo. It's spelled "wrong."

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@RendarSelin @InstantGrudge 100% true.

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@tedcruz @MayraFlores2022 If you really cared about Texas, you'd resign and move to Guam.

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@LoveHurtsPhilly @GoStripers @JPO___2 I do know. IT IS BETTER. To attempt to injure a batter after he bested you and had fun with it is deeply childish and borderline criminal. Plunking him doesn’t change anything. Grow up, let it go and move on.

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@BadgerMike @GoStripers @mlbbowman Call the National Guard because they would be ZOMBIES!!!!

[Chris Dixon @chrismd10]

Always stand up for what’s right 🫡

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@CalltoActivism If you knew American history at all, you would not be surprised in the very least.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

I don't agree with the reverse cowgirl position. Woman should face their problems.

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Dingleberries when placed under a microscope @tedcruz

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Yes He is.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

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@joe_sheehan @ThatBootlegGuy Murphy has been a thin silver light of not complete despair. I love doubles hitters so that's...o god.

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@Jim_Jordan Good for them! They're already reaping the benefits of not being in debt. Don't act like they're being discriminated against, or somehow they're better people. We should all be trying to elevate each other.

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@tedcruz lol, you are really and truly breath-takingly stupid and cynical and hollow. You must get off on being so vehemently hated. You're like what cancer looks like when it wears clothes.

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

In celebration of Albert Pujols (@PujolsFive) passing Stan Musial (@stanthemaninc) and becoming 2nd All-Time in MLB history in total bases, I have created a progressive timeline for All-Time Career Total Bases!

Huge congratulations to the @Cardinals legend on this feat! 🔥📈

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@tedcruz Big talk coming from the Zodiac killer.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Find the duck 🦆