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under 40 victim of fate. corruptio optimi pessima. tweets are my own.

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@comericapark @mlb @detroittigers

Longtime fan.

Noticing a new “no outside food” policy that makes it more difficult for families to attend.

No PB&Js for the picky eaters.
No sunflower seeds for dad.

No longer feels like a trip to the park.

Please revisit this policy!

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@cornill9 @budcone7 Babs!

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@PardonMyTake 32. I have ~5 Takie awards. Positive Vibes Only.

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@ThatEricAlper Crush - @davematthewsbnd , @SLessard

https://t.co/iEwgpTRHlD

[Daniel Jackett @daniel_jackett]

"Lo the winter past, and the voice of the turtle can be hear throughout the land"- Ernie Harwell

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Oldest (3) going to bed last night:
“Daddy, I know my toy [truck] is right there and I know I can’t play with it [because it’s bedtime], but I REALLY want to. Sometimes life is tough.”

Me: 😅 Empathizing, realizing my 3y/o may have better self control than I do with my phone.

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@mhansen313 @RandyNewman @SarahMcLachlan Nice! 🪀📖🤠

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@btschrage Watch.

Two falls off the couch (minor) followed by

One fall off the picnic table bench onto the concrete.

The last one raised the flag 🚩

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Boys weekend update:
✅ Pancakes 🥞
✅ Cars movie 🚗
✅ Costco Run
✅ Relatively clean house
🚨 [Active] Concussion watch
[Pending] Nap time

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@ThatEricAlper Cc @budcone7

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@ThatEricAlper Ask Uncle Elwyn https://t.co/zb3olT8XKx

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@cornill9 @btschrage @Johnmschrage One of these kids stuck his hands down his diaper and pulled out feces to show me. I’m sure they’ll be fine.

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@cornill9 @btschrage @Johnmschrage That’s three generations you’re looking at, Babs. Sometimes you’re just #BornThisWay

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Boys’ weekend off to a holy start. 🍩

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Her: It’s boys’ weekend. They are older now - it’ll be chill, right?

Boys:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The dash to the 16th hole at the Waste Management Open is WILD

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@JeremyBloomHere @jurassic5 @NappyRoots @blackalicious_ @ATCQ @thepharcyde @theroots @digableplanets @beastieboys https://t.co/JkvU36uYjk

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Dispatches from Whittier - I live at https://t.co/rgIvF44QLN

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@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/8Gx0AwtR6j #GoBlue

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@EmmanuelAcho @djschrag what if you cancel??

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@Ford Big Sur Hank 😎🤙