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desperate, warlock

[yeeb @schringi]

people call me unpredictable and dangerous but im actually very predictable, 9 out of 10 times im probably going to bite you

[yeeb @schringi]

foreskin goblin uses me like a fucking golden goose

[yeeb @schringi]

styling my foreskin for this upcoming veterans day

[yeeb @schringi]

john travolta is cajun

[yeeb @schringi]

i locked a monkey in a room with a type writer and it didnt write Shakespeare at all, it just died after a few days of not feeding it

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Just realized “Pawn Stars” is meant to sound like “Porn Stars” what a bunch of fucking bullshit… I just punched a hole through my wall and started crying

[yeeb @schringi]

@spoonbelike happy late birthday spoob

[yeeb @schringi]

when i think of the word gaslight i think of back to the barnyard

[yeeb @schringi]

ate a banana without taking off the little strings now monkeys wont look at or come near me. they see me as tainted

[yeeb @schringi]

imma be in pajamas and gamer decal t shirts im fucking done dude, im zeroed, i wont recover

[yeeb @schringi]

the names ed sheeran and edward snowden are crossed wires in my brain

[yeeb @schringi]

justin wong to god whenever he sees the daigo parry

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

Lmao why this show up on my feed

[yeeb @schringi]

the ouroboros is just a cautionary tale to not suck your own dick

[yeeb @schringi]

@peachycobra she fell off and when people started calling her satanic more recently she leaned into to distract that she's probably hit a slump creatively

[yeeb @schringi]

a child with a gun could kill a chimp

[yeeb @schringi]

and ill get neither cause this world is filled with hurt people and tainted farm land

[yeeb @schringi]

I DONT WANT A BIG DICK I WANT OPPOSABLE FEET THUMBS

[yeeb @schringi]

"this fighting game is gonna be so good if it plays like the beta"