Jeni Schrimsher

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[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

4th quarter, Super Bowl on the line... @PatrickMahomes made sure to still retrieve @skyymoore24's first TD ball 🙌

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@LAPancakeAuthor @Chiefs @tkelce @PatrickMahomes @YouTube @Bob_oRogers Super Bowl ready!

[L.A. Pancake @LAPancakeAuthor]

CHIEFSIE GIRL says You Gotta Fight! #chiefs #chiefskingdom #kansascitychiefs #superbowl #sblvii #beastiboys #chiefsiegirl
@Chiefs @tkelce @PatrickMahomes
https://t.co/QkVndjw8nO via @YouTube

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@JohnnyHoffman @OnlyMurdersHulu @SteveMartinToGo @selenagomez The yodelshop end credits were the masterstroke of another brilliant season. Kudos.

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#empirestatebuilding

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I ♥️ this guy

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Meet Nick Cho, the Korean dad behind the most wholesome TikTok account there is

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Parenthood involves a lot of google searches on how to remove very specific stains.

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@SenFeinstein I love you Diane, but spend your energy in a commission on developing better solutions for how businessess, out-of-work, schools and our health systems emerge from this crisis better It is a waste of time and energy analyzing what we already know about the US COVID response.

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@JGotaskie @Microsoft Oh you mean like every single time I try to adjust the indent using the ruler?!?!

[Zac Carlson @zaccarlson]

KC: We’ll give you $400 million to play for us until 2031.

Mahomes: And Whataburger.

KC: And Whataburger.

🤝

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Thank you #Pershingsown #USArmyBand @CBSSunday for the stunning opening song for Memorial Day Weekend. Bravo. https://t.co/CY5lfs01ry

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Today I put away the snow shovel and sled. I apologize for the spring snowstorm that will hit KC this weekend.

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I hid my iPad because Henry was using it without permission. You know how this story ends.

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and just like that, I'm over pumpkin spice and into peppermint.

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@Indigo_Girls thank you for tonight in KC. You’re amazing!

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Ask Siri what costume she is wearing for Halloween. You’re welcome.

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I ❤️ this so much. Can you decipher?

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The Padres Rick Rolled the visiting Red Sox!

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD! 🤣 https://t.co/RatAEIaWlL

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Middle age is when you start buying Zantac in bulk. Sigh.

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@gotaskie_v @atlasobscura So lovely Val!